Dowcipy dnia

Jaka jest jedyna inteligentna komorka w ciele blondynki?
- Plemnik.


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Na dyskotece do blondynki podchodzi podpity chlopak i pyta:
- Czy pani tanczy?
- Nie.
- ?wietnie! W takim razie poprosze mi potrzymac papierosa, bo ide potanczyc z moja dziewczyna.


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BBC News
Death Toll Rises as Israeli Assault on Gaza Continues
Voice of America - 53 minutes ago
By VOA News Medical authorities in the Gaza Strip say at least 18 Palestinians were killed early Tuesday, as Israel's military offensive targeting Hamas entered its 11th day.
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Death Toll Mounts in Gaza Offensive New York Times
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Boston Globe
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
Boston Globe - 1 hour ago
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
Tax cuts a big part of Obama's $775B plan Seattle Times
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Russia Reduces Gas Deliveries Via Ukraine; Balkan Supply Halted
Bloomberg - 1 hour ago
By Daryna Krasnolutska Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Russia reduced natural gas shipments to Europe through Ukraine and deliveries to the Balkans were cut at the Romanian border as a dispute over pricing and transit fees led to a sixth day of supply disruption ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen European gas RussiaToday
Russia supplies to south-east Europe halted Reuters
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ABC News
India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai
BBC News - 3 hours ago
Last November's Mumbai attack must have had support from some official agencies in Pakistan, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has said.
In Sharing Mumbai Findings, India Exhorts Pakistan to Act Washington Post
India PM says Pakistan whipping up war hysteria Reuters
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Boston Globe
Huge American Embassy opens in Iraq
Houston Chronicle - 1 hour ago
By CHELSEA J. CARTER AP Iraqis wounded by gunfire in a Baghdad square 15 months ago are awaiting with guarded hopes the beginning of court proceedings against five former private Blackwater Worldwide security guards.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens AssociatedPress
US starts next phase with Iraq embassy Detroit Free Press
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MiamiHerald.com
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
Los Angeles Times - 2 hours ago
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Senate: No seat for Burris Seattle Times
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Javno.hr
Proposition 8 backers attack Brown's efforts to keep gay marriage
Los Angeles Times - 8 hours ago
Proponents of a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage filed legal briefs today urging the California Supreme Court to reject the novel legal argument put forth last month by state Atty.
Prop. 8 proponents say Brown 'profoundly wrong' San Francisco Chronicle
California gay marriage battle turns to court role Reuters
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BBC News
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely
Boston Globe - 1 hour ago
OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes Wall Street Journal
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Boston Globe
Toyota orders 11-day output halt as sales slump
guardian.co.uk - 32 minutes ago
By Chang-Ran Kim, Asia autos correspondent TOKYO, Jan 6 (Reuters) - Toyota Motor Corp is to halt production at its Japanese plants for 11 days in February and March as a sharp slide in US sales has left dealers' lots full of unsold cars.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s Bloomberg
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BBC News
SEC Broadens Its Probe Of Failures in Madoff Case
Washington Post - 2 hours ago
By Zachary A. Goldfarb The inspector general of the Securities and Exchange Commission said yesterday that he is broadening his investigation into the agency's failure to detect the alleged fraud committed by Bernard L. Madoff, examining whether the ...
Video: Congress Sounds Off Against SEC in Madoff Affair AssociatedPress
Madoff Investor Suing Over 11th-Hour Transfer May Wait Months Bloomberg
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AFP
Euro Falls to Three-Week Low on Speculation ECB Will Cut Rates
Bloomberg - 59 minutes ago
By Stanley White Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- The euro fell to a three-week low against the dollar and declined versus the yen before data that will probably show slowing regional inflation, giving the European Central Bank more room to lower interest rates.
Euro extends losses, hits 3-week low vs dollar, pound Reuters
Dollar hits 3-week high vs euro, rate gap eyed guardian.co.uk
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WELT ONLINE
Keynote: The recap, in advance
Macworld - 30 minutes ago
by John Moltz, Macworld.com (Editor’s Note: Due to the tight deadlines required for publication, Mr. Moltz’s column on the Macworld Expo Keynote was due several days before the event actually took place.
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture Los Angeles Times
Transparency becomes Apple San Francisco Chronicle
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E! Online
Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 2 hours ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld
Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done PC World
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Canada.com
Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show
CNNMoney.com - 3 hours ago
NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight PC World
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Washington Post
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 2 hours ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury Los Angeles Times
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald
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Washington Post
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
Washington Post - 2 hours ago
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today
103000 on digital converter waiting list San Francisco Chronicle
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Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TVGuide.com
Los Angeles Times - 3 hours ago
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million Reuters
Lions Gate Swallows TV Guide BusinessWeek
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Boston Globe
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left
Atlanta Journal Constitution - 1 hour ago
AP Colt McCoy passed for 414 yards and two touchdowns, the second to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds to play, to carry third-ranked Texas to a 24-21 win over No.
'Horns ride real McCoy Chicago Tribune
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Canada.com
Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup
Boston Globe - 37 minutes ago
AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal Philadelphia Daily News
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way MLB.com
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New York Daily News
Eagles, McNabb resurrected
San Francisco Chronicle - 1 hour ago
Could the Eagles be peaking at just the right time? Their defense has gone on a tear and hasn't allowed more than 14 points in a game since Thanksgiving Day.
Giants well-rested after bye, try to downplay late-season slump Philadelphia Daily News
Giants focus on stopping Eagles star Westbrook Newsday
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Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 2 hours ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
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Fresh News
Healthcare spending in US slows
Los Angeles Times - 2 hours ago
Though the nation continues to pay more for medical care, the growth rate is at its lowest in 10 years, a federal report says. By Noam N. Levey Reporting from Washington -- Healthcare spending in the US, already the highest in the industrialized world, ...
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters
Health-Care Outlays Climb at Slowest Rate in Years Wall Street Journal
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dBTechno
Health care: Still on the critical list
CNNMoney.com - 15 hours ago
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Take Two Bailouts and Call Me in the Morning Washington Post
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BBC News
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts
San Francisco Chronicle - 1 hour ago
(01-05) 19:53 PST -- Former US Rep. Leon Panetta of Monterey might face a mission impossible - or at least a mission very difficult - should he win Senate confirmation as the new head of the Central Intelligence Agency, a clandestine government service ...
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Panetta is surprise pick to lead CIA Baltimore Sun
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ABC News
CDR, at root of Richardson probe, is no stranger to suits
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
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TVNZ
Bush to Protect Three Areas in Pacific
Washington Post - 36 minutes ago
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments Los Angeles Times
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific The Associated Press
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