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Podczas jednego z wykladow na jednym z wydzialow PW odbywal sie remont rur doprowadzajacych wode do kranu przy katedrze, a wewnatrz tego wielkiego stolu siedzialo wlasnie dwoch robotnikow, przeprowadzajacych remont. Jednoczesnie jeden z wykladowcow prowadzil wlasnie wyklad (dokladnie nie wiem na jaki temat). Wykladowca wyprowadzal skomplikowany wzor, kiedy nagle uslyszal:
- Co ty do k***y nedzy robisz? (Oczywiscie powiedzial to jeden robotnik do drugiego).
Wykladowca speszony odszedl od katedry na znaczna odleglosc, spojrzal na tablice i stwierdzil:
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New York Times -
Gaza residents took refuge in a United Nations school as Israel’s offensive continued with artillery, helicopter and tank fire. More Photos > By ETHAN BRONNER ON THE ISRAEL-GAZA BORDER - Israel’s war on the Islamist rulers of Gaza entered 11th day on ...
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Death Toll Rises as Israeli Assault on Gaza Continues
 BBC News |
Boston Globe -
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan
Tax cuts a big part of Obama's $775B plan
 ABC News |
New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai
In Sharing Mumbai Findings, India Exhorts Pakistan to Act
 TVNZ |
Reuters -
ANKARA, Jan 6 (Reuters) - Russian gas supplies to Turkey from a western pipeline passing through Ukraine have been completely cut, Turkey's Energy Minister said on Tuesday, adding supplies from another pipeline would be raised to compensate.
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen European gas
Russia Reduces Gas Deliveries Via Ukraine; Balkan Supply Halted
 ABC News |
AFP -
COLOMBO (AFP) - Sri Lankan troops were battling Tuesday to flush out Tamil Tigers from the Jaffna peninsula after taking the rebels' political headquarters in the northern mainland, the military said.
[ANN]Victory in Sri Lanka has to be for all
Sri Lankan Army Advances on Strategic Pass Held by Tamil Tigers
 MiamiHerald.com |
Los Angeles Times -
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others
Senate: No seat for Burris
 CTV.ca |
Boston Globe -
OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes
 FOXNews |
Los Angeles Times -
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
 ABC News |
Bloomberg -
By Alan Ohnsman and Mike Ramsey Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Toyota Motor Corp. and Honda Motor Co. said US sales plummeted by more than a third in December as the recession and weak consumer confidence ended annual gains for Japan’s two largest automakers ...
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota orders 11-day output halt as sales slump
 ABC News |
Washington Post -
By Zachary A. Goldfarb The inspector general of the Securities and Exchange Commission said yesterday that he is broadening his investigation into the agency's failure to detect the alleged fraud committed by Bernard L. Madoff, examining whether the ...
Video: Congress Sounds Off Against SEC in Madoff Affair
Madoff Investor Suing Over 11th-Hour Transfer May Wait Months
 RTE.ie |
Bloomberg -
By Stanley White Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- The euro fell to a three-week low against the dollar and declined versus the yen before data that will probably show slowing regional inflation, giving the European Central Bank more room to lower interest rates.
Euro extends losses, hits 3-week low vs dollar, pound
Dollar hits 3-week high vs euro, rate gap eyed
 Macworld |
Macworld -
by John Moltz, Macworld.com (Editor’s Note: Due to the tight deadlines required for publication, Mr. Moltz’s column on the Macworld Expo Keynote was due several days before the event actually took place.
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture
Transparency becomes Apple
 Singersroom News |
Washington Post -
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts
Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done
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NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year!
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight
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New York Daily News -
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta
 ABC News |
Washington Post -
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
103000 on digital converter waiting list
Los Angeles Times -
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network
Lions Gate Swallows TV Guide
Atlanta Journal Constitution -
AP Colt McCoy passed for 414 yards and two touchdowns, the second to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds to play, to carry third-ranked Texas to a 24-21 win over No.
'Horns ride real McCoy
Phoenix Business Journal
 The Money Times |
Boston Globe -
AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way
 TVNZ |
San Francisco Chronicle -
Could the Eagles be peaking at just the right time? Their defense has gone on a tear and hasn't allowed more than 14 points in a game since Thanksgiving Day.
Giants well-rested after bye, try to downplay late-season slump
Giants focus on stopping Eagles star Westbrook
 Newsweek |
New York Times -
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
 Fresh News |
The Associated Press -
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007
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CNNMoney.com -
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Take Two Bailouts and Call Me in the Morning
Obama’s Health Care Resolutions Can’t Be Kept
 New Zealand Herald |
San Francisco Chronicle -
(01-05) 19:53 PST -- Former US Rep. Leon Panetta of Monterey might face a mission impossible - or at least a mission very difficult - should he win Senate confirmation as the new head of the Central Intelligence Agency, a clandestine government service ...
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet
Panetta is surprise pick to lead CIA
 BBC News |
Washington Post -
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific
 Javno.hr |
San Francisco Chronicle -
Judy Lin, AP (01-06) 04:00 PST Sacramento -- Former eBay Inc. chief executive Meg Whitman has edged closer to a run for California governor, with a spokesman confirming Monday that she has resigned from three corporate boards.
EBay's Whitman appears set to run for governor
Former eBay chief Meg Whitman expected to run for governor
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