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- O nie, - protestuje samiec - nie bedziemy tej idiotycznej historii powtarzac od poczatku!
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Afghans Rally in Support of Palestinians Washington Post - 37 minutes ago By Pamela Constable KABUL, Jan. 5 -- The modest white Miladul Nabi mosque is almost hidden beneath a massive poster that depicts a red fist raised to the heavens surrounded by slogans expressing sympathy for the Palestinian people, support for what it ... Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS Israeli tanks enter South Gaza's largest city Times Online CNN - Bloomberg - New York Times - Wall Street Journal all 20,835 news articles
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New Congress set to convene with economy in focus Reuters - 1 hour ago By Thomas Ferraro and Richard Cowan WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The new US Congress convenes on Tuesday under pressure to deal with a worsening economy by passing a stimulus package that Barack Obama could sign into law soon after being sworn in as ... Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS Economists divided over cutting taxes Boston Globe CNN - Washington Post - Detroit Free Press - San Francisco Chronicle all 4,321 news articles
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India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai BBC News - 1 hour ago Last November's Mumbai attack must have had support from some official agencies in Pakistan, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has said. In Sharing Mumbai Findings, India Exhorts Pakistan to Act Washington Post India PM says Pakistan whipping up war hysteria Reuters The Associated Press - Aljazeera.net - Bloomberg - Hindu all 2,522 news articles
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Police: Private TV channel in Sri Lanka attacked International Herald Tribune - 1 hour ago AP COLOMBO, Sri Lanka: Armed men attacked a private Sri Lankan television station early Tuesday, tossing hand grenades, spraying the building with gunfire and sparking a blaze that caused heavy damage, witnesses and police said. Private TV station attacked in Sri Lanka: police AFP Gunmen destroy studios of Sri Lankan broadcaster GulfNews The Associated Press - United Press International - BBC News - New York Times all 3,437 news articles
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World's largest US Embassy opens in Iraq Houston Chronicle - 52 minutes ago By CHELSEA J. CARTER AP Iraqis wounded by gunfire in a Baghdad square 15 months ago are awaiting with guarded hopes the beginning of court proceedings against five former private Blackwater Worldwide security guards. Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens AssociatedPress US Embassy in Iraq Largest, Most Expensive Ever FOXNews Christian Science Monitor - CNN - International Herald Tribune - AFP all 606 news articles
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Obama's election is changing the politics of race Los Angeles Times - 33 minutes ago Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says. Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress Roland Burris: Federalism’s Latest Test Case FOXNews New York Times - Kansas City Star - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel - CNN all 3,043 news articles
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No hiding the disappointment about Richardson Los Angeles Times - 30 minutes ago Bill Richardson's decision to pull out of Obama's Cabinet hurts his standing as a Latino leader and the political causes he supports, analysts say. Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post CNN International - FOXNews - Wall Street Journal - BusinessWeek all 2,577 news articles
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Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes Wall Street Journal - 2 hours ago By BRAD HAYNES WASHINGTON -- The fate of two would-be senators remained unsettled as Congress prepared to resume business, presenting a quandary for Democratic leaders. Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress Democrat Is Winner in Recount of Minnesota Senate Race New York Times Kansas City Star - Reuters - CNN International - Pioneer Press all 1,686 news articles
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Jobs Health Still Concerns Investors Seeking Apple ‘Smart Guys’ Bloomberg - 1 hour ago By Connie Guglielmo Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Steve Jobs’s efforts to reassure Apple Inc.’s followers about his health left some investors with more questions than answers. Apple CEO's health again takes center stage Houston Chronicle Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs? BusinessWeek Washington Post - CNN International - San Francisco Chronicle - CNNMoney.com all 1,777 news articles
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For Car Companies, It Was a Year to Forget BusinessWeek - 37 minutes ago A dismal December caps off the auto industry's worst year since 1992. Cars outsold trucks and SUVs for the first time since 2000 By David Kiley and David Welch General Motors (GM) closed out its centennial year having to ask the US taxpayers for loans ... Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress Auto sales plunge again in December CNNMoney.com Bloomberg - New York Times - DetNews.com - CNN International all 1,349 news articles
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Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules Houston Chronicle - 1 hour ago By ALEX BERENSON New York Times NEW YORK - Alleging that Bernard Madoff sent at least a million dollars’ worth of jewelry as gifts to family members and friends in December, federal prosecutors asked a magistrate on Monday to revoke his bail and send ... Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says Bloomberg Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked New York Times Reuters - The Associated Press - guardian.co.uk - New York Daily News all 665 news articles
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Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld - 6 hours ago By Gregg Keizer January 5, 2009 (Computerworld) Hackers hijacked the Twitter accounts of more than 30 celebrities and organizations, including President-Elect Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Fox News, early on Monday, the company confirmed today. Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done PC World Twitter blames celebrity hack on 'individual' CNET News Register - United Press International - eWeek - CNN all 154 news articles
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Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show CNNMoney.com - 1 hour ago NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing. Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight PC World Reuters - PC Magazine - MSNBC - The Associated Press all 557 news articles
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Microsoft sold 28 million Xbox 360s by end of 2008 Reuters - 4 hours ago SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp sold 28 million units worldwide of its Xbox 360 video game console through the end of 2008, expanding the Xbox's lead over rival Sony Corp's PlayStation 3 console in worldwide unit sales, the company said on ... Halo 3 tops XBL activity in 2008 GameSpot Microsoft: Xbox 360 widens lead over PlayStation 3 Los Angeles Times Planet Xbox 360 - VentureBeat - CNET News - Neoseeker all 143 news articles
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The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald - 1 hour ago By Herald Wire Services FREEPORT, Bahamas - An ambulance driver described a dramatic, tragic scene as rescue workers fought to save 16-year-old Jett Travolta, “Inside Edition” reported yesterday. People: Death of John Travolta son's is blamed on seizure San Jose Mercury News Autopsy performed in Bahamas on Travolta's son Washington Post Boston Globe - TV Guide - The Associated Press - E! Online all 5,230 news articles
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TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding Washington Post - 37 minutes ago Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17. TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today 103000 on digital converter waiting list San Francisco Chronicle Wall Street Journal - Pioneer Press - KUTV - Variety all 619 news articles
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`Dark Knight' vies for Producers Guild best pic The Associated Press - 1 hour ago LOS ANGELES (AP) - The Batman blockbuster "The Dark Knight," slighted in earlier Hollywood honors, was among best-picture nominees Monday for the Producers Guild of America Awards. Producers Guild nominations announced Entertainment Weekly Producers Guild of America nominations = Oscars' front-runners Los Angeles Times Reuters - Hollywood Reporter - New York Times - Variety all 285 news articles
Fiesta Bowl winner Texas joins teams with No. 1 dreams Kansas City Star - 38 minutes ago By BLAIR KERKHOFF Texas receiver Quan Cosby celebrated after the first of his two touchdowns in Monday’s Fiesta Bowl. The why-not-us-as-national-champs festival. Justice: Longhorns show determination in win Houston Chronicle Fantastic (and frustrating) finish: McCoy deflates Buckeyes ...The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com The Associated Press - Dallas Morning News - Fort Worth Star Telegram - CBSSports.com all 1,742 news articles
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For Sooners, dubious starts with 'D' USA Today - 36 minutes ago By Steve Wieberg, USA TODAY MIAMI - Nic Harris got his first good look at Florida's spread-option offense in early December, when the senior safety and his Oklahoma teammates - hours from playing for the Big 12 title that night - caught part of the ... Florida player disses Big 12 defenses Kansas City Star Meyer, Stoops Took Long Road To Fast Track Tampa Tribune Central Florida News 13| - NewsOK.com - Florida Times-Union - SportingNews.com all 631 news articles
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Rays close to landing Burrell MLB.com - 11 hours ago By Bill Chastain / MLB.com ST. PETERSBURG -- Pat Burrell appears to be close to becoming the power bat the Rays have been looking to land. Tampa Bay Rays adds a bat in Pat Burrell Boston Herald Burrell, Rays Agree; Twins Owner Dies Washington Post Tampa Tribune - Bradenton Herald - Myrtle Beach Sun News - Tampabay.com all 431 news articles
Healthcare spending in US slows Los Angeles Times - 30 minutes ago Though the nation continues to pay more for medical care, the growth rate is at its lowest in 10 years, a federal report says. By Noam N. Levey Reporting from Washington -- Healthcare spending in the US, already the highest in the industrialized world, ... US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters Health-Care Outlays Climb at Slowest Rate in Years Wall Street Journal New York Times - Forbes - The Associated Press - USA Today all 192 news articles
Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps New York Times - 59 minutes ago By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse. Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN Newsweek - Bizjournals.com - USA Today - The Associated Press all 189 news articles
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CFS Linked to Childhood Trauma WebMD - 6 hours ago By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests. Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked USA Today Stress hormone 'a marker for ME' BBC News Bloomberg - Ivanhoe - AFP - About - News & Issues all 25 news articles
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Panetta Chosen As CIA Director Washington Post - 1 hour ago President-elect Barack Obama is filling two key intelligence positions - Leon Panetta as CIA Director and Dennis Blair as director of national intelligence. Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS 2 Obama intel nominees signal new direction Houston Chronicle Boston Globe - New York Times - Kansas City Star - Reuters all 1,235 news articles
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Proposition 8 backers attack Brown's efforts to keep gay marriage Los Angeles Times - 6 hours ago Proponents of a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage filed legal briefs today urging the California Supreme Court to reject the novel legal argument put forth last month by state Atty. Prop. 8 backers blast Calif. Attorney General The Associated Press California gay marriage battle turns to court role Reuters San Francisco Chronicle - San Jose Mercury News - Gilroy Dispatch - Gay.com all 151 news articles
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Houston's interest lies with Straus Houston Chronicle - 51 minutes ago Our governor may still be from Paint Creek. But our next House speaker will almost certainly be a city boy from San Antonio. For only the second time in 70 years, lawmakers in our famously countrified state appear poised to back a city-slicker to ... Straus' Texas House speaker rivals withdraw bids Fort Worth Star Telegram Straus: a partisan with bipartisan appeal Austin American-Statesman Times Record News - Corpus Christi Caller Times - Dallas Morning News - Abilene Reporter-News all 640 news articles