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guardian.co.uk
Afghans Rally in Support of Palestinians
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
By Pamela Constable KABUL, Jan. 5 -- The modest white Miladul Nabi mosque is almost hidden beneath a massive poster that depicts a red fist raised to the heavens surrounded by slogans expressing sympathy for the Palestinian people, support for what it ...
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Israeli tanks enter South Gaza's largest city Times Online
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Washington Post
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
Boston Globe - 38 minutes ago
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
New US Congress set to convene, focused on economy Reuters
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ABC News
India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai
BBC News - 2 hours ago
Last November's Mumbai attack must have had support from some official agencies in Pakistan, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has said.
India PM says Pakistan whipping up war hysteria Reuters
In Sharing Mumbai Findings, India Exhorts Pakistan to Act Washington Post
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WELT ONLINE
Huge American Embassy opens in Iraq
Houston Chronicle - 43 minutes ago
By CHELSEA J. CARTER AP Iraqis wounded by gunfire in a Baghdad square 15 months ago are awaiting with guarded hopes the beginning of court proceedings against five former private Blackwater Worldwide security guards.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens AssociatedPress
US Embassy in Iraq Largest, Most Expensive Ever FOXNews
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Telegraph.co.uk
Taliban whopper: claim 5220 foreign troops killed
The Associated Press - 4 hours ago
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - The Taliban has long exaggerated its military successes, but its figures for 2008 may be the militia's most startling claims yet.
Back from Afghanistan, Kirk urges new surge there Chicago Daily Herald
Pakistan opens NATO supply road in daytime: official AFP
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FOXNews
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Obama's replacement provokes stormy showdown for US Senate The Sun Daily
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BBC News
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely
Boston Globe - 38 minutes ago
OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes Wall Street Journal
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Boston Globe
Harvard braces for Kagan departure
Boston Globe - 2 hours ago
By Peter Schworm When Harvard Law School dean Elena Kagan was passed over for the presidency of Harvard University nearly two years ago, law students and faculty threw a party in her honor to celebrate her staying on.
2 Obama intel nominees signal new direction Houston Chronicle
Harvard dean nominated to be Obama's solicitor general San Jose Mercury News
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BBC News
Jobs Health Still Concerns Investors Seeking Apple ‘Smart Guys’
Bloomberg - 2 hours ago
By Connie Guglielmo Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Steve Jobs’s efforts to reassure Apple Inc.’s followers about his health left some investors with more questions than answers.
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs? BusinessWeek
Apple CEO's health again takes center stage Houston Chronicle
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Boston Globe
Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s
Bloomberg - 33 minutes ago
By Alan Ohnsman and Mike Ramsey Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Toyota Motor Corp. and Honda Motor Co. said US sales plummeted by more than a third in December as the recession and weak consumer confidence ended annual gains for Japan’s two largest automakers ...
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota Hits The Brakes Forbes
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ABC News
Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules
Houston Chronicle - 1 hour ago
By ALEX BERENSON New York Times NEW YORK - Alleging that Bernard Madoff sent at least a million dollars’ worth of jewelry as gifts to family members and friends in December, federal prosecutors asked a magistrate on Monday to revoke his bail and send ...
Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says Bloomberg
Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked New York Times
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TopNews
Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 55 minutes ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
High Profile Twitter Accounts Hacked Techtree.com
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld
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Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show
CNNMoney.com - 2 hours ago
NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight PC World
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PhoneMag.com
Moto goes green with entry-level Renew phone
Yahoo! Tech - 1 hour ago
Set to debut this week at CES, the Renew might not pack the latest in multimedia features, but it's 100-percent recyclable and comes billed as the "world's first carbon-neutral phone.
Motorola's New Phones Are Nice Things in Ugly Packages Gizmodo.com
Motorola announces three new handsets PhoneMag.com
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all 23 news articles



Times Online
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 58 minutes ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald
Death certificate: Travolta son killed by seizure The Associated Press
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Washington Post
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today
103000 on digital converter waiting list San Francisco Chronicle
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WELT ONLINE
Lindsay Lohan Denies Split With Samantha Ronson
People Magazine - 6 hours ago
By Mike Fleeman In a MySpace Celebrity Blog posting under "RUMORS," the actress writes, "Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!
Updated: Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Are Still Together Access Hollywood
Lindsay's Tired of Rumors Starting Extra TV
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Canoe.ca
Justice: Longhorns show determination in win
Houston Chronicle - 1 hour ago
By RICHARD JUSTICE Copyright 2009 Houston Chronicle Colt McCoy calmly drove the Longhorns 78 yards in 11 plays, tossing a 29-yard touchdown pass to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds left.
Ohio State's QB rotation had its moments Dallas Morning News
Fantastic (and frustrating) finish: McCoy deflates Buckeyes ... The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com
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Canada.com
Rays close to landing Burrell
MLB.com - 11 hours ago
By Bill Chastain / MLB.com ST. PETERSBURG -- Pat Burrell appears to be close to becoming the power bat the Rays have been looking to land.
Burrell, Rays Agree; Twins Owner Dies Washington Post
Tampa Bay Rays adds a bat in Pat Burrell Boston Herald
Tampa Tribune - Arizona Daily Star - San Francisco Chronicle - Bradenton Herald
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Washington Post
Anthony's injury a major blow
Denver Post - 39 minutes ago
By Mark Kiszla If there is one irreplaceable part on the Nuggets, it is the shooting hand of Carmelo Anthony. If it's broken, are the team's big playoff dreams shattered?
Anthony injures hand Sports Network
Nuggets have their way against defenseless Pacers Indianapolis Star
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all 287 news articles



Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
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all 198 news articles


Healthcare spending in US slows
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Though the nation continues to pay more for medical care, the growth rate is at its lowest in 10 years, a federal report says. By Noam N. Levey Reporting from Washington -- Healthcare spending in the US, already the highest in the industrialized world, ...
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters
Health-Care Outlays Climb at Slowest Rate in Years Wall Street Journal
New York Times - USA Today - Forbes - The Associated Press
all 195 news articles



SmartAboutHealth
Health care: Still on the critical list
CNNMoney.com - 14 hours ago
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Take Two Bailouts and Call Me in the Morning Washington Post
Obama’s Health Care Resolutions Can’t Be Kept FOXNews
Asheville Citizen-Times - Salem-News.Com - Kaiser network.org - The Epoch Times
all 64 news articles



CTV.ca
Panetta Chosen As CIA Director
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
President-elect Barack Obama is filling two key intelligence positions - Leon Panetta as CIA Director and Dennis Blair as director of national intelligence.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Obama set to name Panetta to lead CIA Boston Globe
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ABC News
No hiding the disappointment about Richardson
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Bill Richardson's decision to pull out of Obama's Cabinet hurts his standing as a Latino leader and the political causes he supports, analysts say.
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
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Times Online
Bush to create three marine monuments
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
A president who had been assailed by environmentalists will have set aside more square miles of ocean for protection than any other political leader.
Bush to Protect Vast New Pacific Tracts New York Times
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument USA Today
CNN International - Reuters - The Associated Press - The Miami Herald
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