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Jasiu spoznia sie na lekcje. Nauczycielka pyta go:
- Dlaczego sie spozniles?!
Jasio odpowiada:
- Prosze pani, mylem zeby, to juz wiecej sie nie powtorzy!
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W dowod przyjazni Bush z Putinem zamienili sie sekretarkami. Po jakims czasie sekretarka Busha telefonuje do niego z Rosji.
- Szefie, ja tutaj nie wytrzymam. Kazano mi zwiazac wlosy, zalozyc stanik i podluzyc spodnice.
Wkrotce do Putina telefonuje ze Stanow jego sekretarka.
- Szefie, ja tutaj nie wytrzymam! Kazano mi rozpuscic wlosy, zdjac stanik i tak skrocic spodnice, z lada moment bedzie mi widac kabure i jaja.
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BBC News -
Israeli forces have widened their attacks in the Gaza Strip to include Khan Younis in the south, reports say. The fresh attack follow heavy fighting overnight near Gaza City in the north.
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Death Toll Rises as Israeli Assault on Gaza Continues
 WELT ONLINE |
Bloomberg -
By Daryna Krasnolutska and Rachel Graham Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Russian natural gas shipments to Europe through Ukraine plummeted and deliveries to the Balkans were halted at the Romanian border as a dispute over pricing led to the sixth day of supply ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen European gas
Gazprom Dispute Entangles Europe
 Sify |
New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
Video: Singh: Pakistan Agency Had Hand in Attack
India: Pakistanis `must have' backed Mumbai attack
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AFP -
MIRANSHAH, Pakistan (AFP) - Taliban militants hanged one man and shot dead another in a restive Pakistani tribal region near the Afghan border, after accusing them of spying for the United States, an official said Tuesday.
British forces check report on Afghan civilian deaths
Taliban whopper: claim 5220 foreign troops killed
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AllAfrica.com -
Pretoria - Foreign Affairs Minister, Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma will on Tuesday depart to Ghana where she will represent South Africa during the inauguration ceremony of President-elect, Professor Atta Mills.
Ghana Gets It Right
Kufuor thrills Mills at Jubilee House
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San Jose Mercury News -
By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts
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Chicago Sun-Times -
BY MARY MITCHELL Sun-Times Columnist Roland Burris, the man who would be the second senator from Illinois, is practically giddy. I watched his exchange with reporters as he prepared to head to Washington, DC, and it reminded me of the last time I saw ...
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
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MSNBC -
Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of Minnesota's race for the US Senate, but the matter is far from over. Franken strengthened his lead in the recount to 225 votes over Republican incumbent Norm Coleman.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely
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New York Times -
By MARTIN FACKLER TOKYO - Toyota Motor will idle its plants in Japan for 11 days in February and March to reduce output in the face of steeply declining global vehicle sales, the company said Tuesday.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota Extends Production Halt, Announces Further Output Cuts
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Bloomberg -
By Ben Sills and Jurjen van de Pol Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Europe’s inflation rate fell to the lowest in more than two years in December as oil prices plunged and consumer spending slumped, increasing the scope for the European Central Bank to reduce ...
Euro falls, Bunds steady after EZ inflation plunges
Euro zone inflation plunges, hits euro on ECB cut view
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New York Times -
Bernard L. Madoff, right, leaving Federal District Court in Manhattan on Monday. Mr. Madoff remains free on $10 million bail. By ALEX BERENSON Contending that Bernard L. Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members ...
Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says
Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules
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Los Angeles Times -
AP Steve Jobs, Apple Inc.'s CEO, explained his noticeably thinner appearance in recent weeks as the result of a hormone imbalance.
Transparency becomes Apple
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs?
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CNET News -
In what amounts to a thinly-veiled legal threat, the Chinese government has intensified its campaign against sexually-explicit Internet material by instructing companies including Google to curb the availability of pornography.
China cracks down on porn
China raps Google for allowing 'vulgar' content
 E! Online |
Washington Post -
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
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New York Daily News -
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta
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MSNBC -
By Richard Mullins At least one thing is becoming clear about the digital TV transition just a month away. People in the Tampa Bay area are a lot better at ordering government coupons to buy TV converter boxes than they are at using them.
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
Los Angeles Times -
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network
Newsweek -
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left
'Horns ride real McCoy
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Boston Globe -
AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal
 New York Times |
USA Today -
By Steve Wieberg, USA TODAY MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. - The coach who has won 83% of his games and five conference championships in a decade at Oklahoma, who has guided the Sooners into six BCS bowls in the past seven years and claimed a national title ...
Florida's go-to guy
Florida QB coach a two-fisted cell phone user
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New York Times -
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
 Fresh News |
San Jose Mercury News -
By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007
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By Matt Hadro (CNSNews.com) - Former Sen. Tom Daschle (DS.D.), President-Elect Barack Obama’s proposed secretary of Health and Human Services, not only voted for Hillary and Bill Clinton’s 1994 government-mandated health-care reform proposal -- he ...
Take Two Bailouts and Call Me in the Morning
'Cover Florida' Health Care Plan Launched
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Boston Globe -
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan
Obama stimulus plan in hands of Congress
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Los Angeles Times -
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
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Washington Post -
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific
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