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By TAGHREED EL-KHODARY and ISABEL KERSHNER GAZA - The Samouni family knew they were in danger. They had been calling the Red Cross for two days, they said, begging to be taken out of Zeitoun, a poor area in eastern Gaza City that is considered a ...
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Israeli Troops, Hamas Militants Clash in Gaza City
 Times Online |
Washington Post -
By Paul Kane, Lori Montgomery and Shailagh Murray President-elect Barack Obama arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday and immediately set to work reassuring skeptical Republicans about his massive economic stimulus package -- part of a campaign that earned ...
Video: Obama: Economy 'bad and Getting Worse'
Obama Pushes for Stimulus on Capitol Hill
 Times Online |
FOXNews -
AP Jan. 5: US Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte, right, and Iraqi President Jalal Talabani look on during a ceremony marking the opening of the new US Embassy in Baghdad.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens
US opens world's largest foreign mission in Iraq
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India handed a dossier to Islamabad yesterday giving evidence of alleged Pakistani links to the gunmen who led the bloody rampage through Mumbai in November, asking for those responsible to be extradited to face "Indian justice".
India sends details on Mumbai attacks
India turns over Mumbai info to Pakistan
 BBC News |
Christian Science Monitor -
By Nicole Itano | Correspondent of The Christian Science Monitor ATHENS - The shooting of a Greek policeman Monday escalates a simmering conflict between police and leftist groups - and raises new concern over a resurgence of the militant left in a ...
Policeman wounded in Athens gun attack
Greek riot policeman shot; extremist group suspected
 Globe and Mail |
New York Times -
By ALEX BERENSON, EDMUND L. ANDREWS and DAVID STOUT The disgraced financier Bernard L. Madoff tried to hide at least $1 million in watches and jewelry from government investigators and should have his bail revoked and sent to jail immediately, ...
Madoff’s Sons Told Prosecutors of Jewelry Transfer, Lawyer Says
Madoff sightings cause heads to turn
 Washington Times |
USA Today -
By Dan Vergano, USA TODAY President Bush will establish the largest marine reserve ever created Tuesday when he designates three remote Pacific Ocean regions as national monuments, administration officials said.
Bush to Protect Vast New Pacific Tracts
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific
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Financial Times -
By David Gelles in San Francisco During Meg Whitman's 10 years as chief executive of Ebay, she orchestrated a massive expansion of the online auction site, transforming it from a small company with 30 employees to one of Silicon Valley's powerhouses ...
AP source: Ex-eBay CEO to run for Calif. governor
Meg Whitman Leaves EBay, P&G, DreamWorks Boards
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Sales of cars, trucks and SUVs all plummeted, capping the worst year for industrywide auto sales since 1992. By Chris Isidore, CNNMoney.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s
 WELT ONLINE |
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By Maggie Shiels The health of Apple boss Steve Jobs was a hot topic of conversation on the opening day of Macworld, the annual tech gathering of the Mac faithful.
Why Jobs' health woes go to the core of Apple
Surgery May Have Spurred Steve Jobs’s Weight Loss
 stv.tv |
Forbes -
TOKYO, Jan 6 (Reuters) - The benchmark Nikkei average rose 1.1 percent and the broader TOPIX gained 0.5 percent as of 0158 GMT on Tuesday.
Nikkei climbs as yen boosts exporters; techs strong
Japan Stocks Rise for Sixth Day on Weaker Yen; Canon Advances
 United Press International |
Computerworld -
By Gregg Keizer January 5, 2009 (Computerworld) Hackers hijacked the Twitter accounts of more than 30 celebrities and organizations, including President-Elect Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Fox News, early on Monday, the company confirmed today.
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
Spears, Obama hit by Twitter tampering
 The Tech Herald |
CNET News -
Though the retail economy suffered what appears to be one of the bleakest holiday seasons in recent memory, it looks as though the video games industry bucked that disastrous trend.
Xbox 360 sales top 8 million in Europe
Xbox 360 Achieves Record Christmas Sales in Europe
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By Gabriel Madway SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Even amid the flash and sizzle of the world's premier showcase for consumer electronics, the reality of the economic recession will be hard to ignore.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year!
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight
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FREEPORT, Bahamas (AP) - Jett Travolta's body shows no sign of head trauma and his death certificate says he was killed by a seizure, an undertaker said Monday, after doctors performed an autopsy on the 16-year-old son of the US actor.
Autopsy performed in Bahamas on Travolta's son
Biographer: Family man John Travolta will persevere after death of ...
 E! Online |
Reuters -
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Medium" star Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her husband, actor Thomas Jane, citing "irreconcilable differences," according to court records made public on Monday.
Patricia Arquette Files for Divorce
Patricia Arquette Files For Divorce
 New York Times |
Entertainment Weekly -
The Producers Guild listed The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Frost/Nixon, Milk, and Slumdog Millionaire as their five nominees today, further sharpening this year's Oscar race.
Producers Guild of America nominations = Oscars' front-runners
Hollywood producers unveil best film nominees
 New York Daily News |
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by Pete Fiutak There's a long, long, looooong time between the end of the regular season and the BCS Championship Game. It's been over a month since Florida and Oklahoma each won their respective conference title games, and while that allows time for ...
BCS Title Game: Harvin Is Ready to Go
Florida's Harvin says ankle 90 percent healed
 Bleacher Report |
MLB.com -
By Bill Chastain / MLB.com ST. PETERSBURG -- Pat Burrell appears to be close to becoming the power bat the Rays have been looking to land.
Rays,Burrell agree to 2 year deal.
Rays sign Burrell to two-year deal
 Bleacher Report |
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By Carrie Muskat / MLB.com CHICAGO -- The Cubs have apparently found their left-handed bat for the middle of the order. Switch-hitter Milton Bradley is expected in Chicago later this week to undergo a physical, and if all goes well, ...
AP Source: Bradley, Cubs agree to $30M, 3-yr deal
Sources: Cubs, Bradley agree to 3-year, $30M deal
 Newsweek |
Washington Post -
By Serena Gordon MONDAY, Jan. 5 (HealthDay News) -- More than half of teens who use the social networking site MySpace have posted information about sexual behavior, substance abuse or violence, new research shows.
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
MySpace Study Offers Glimpse Into Risky Teen Behaviors
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USA Today -
By Liz Szabo, USA TODAY Suffering a trauma could predispose children to chronic fatigue syndrome as adults, a study shows. In a report in today's Archives of General Psychiatry, researchers found that 62% of adults with chronic fatigue had suffered a ...
CFS Linked to Childhood Trauma
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME'
 I Really Should Study |
CNNMoney.com -
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Obama’s Health Care Resolutions Can’t Be Kept
Medicare for all, a needed change
 Sydney Morning Herald |
New York Times -
Following is Al Franken's statement on the Minnesota state Canvassing Board's decision to certify Senate recount. The latest on the presidential transition and other political news from Washington and around the nation.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Franken declares Senate race win after state ruling
 Voice of America |
FOXNews -
New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson insists he will be cleared of wrongdoing in a federal investigation, after withdrawing his nomination for commerce secretary in Barack Obama's administration.
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
NM gov. backed down over pay-to-play probe
 Washington Post |
New York Times -
By MAURA J. CASEY Former Senator Claiborne Pell, the Rhode Island Democrat who died last week at the age of 90, is best known as the father of Pell Grants, the program giving aid to low-income college students that bears his name.
Video: RI Sen. Pell, Proponent of Student Grants, Dies
Kennedy, Clinton eulogize Sen. Claiborne Pell
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