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WELT ONLINE
Fighting flares outside Gaza City
BBC News - 2 hours ago
Israeli troops have clashed with Palestinian militants on the edge of Gaza City on the third night of Israel's ground assault on Gaza.
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Israel looks warily to the Lebanon border Jerusalem Post
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ABC News
Obama begins work on stimulus plan
Detroit Free Press - 1 hour ago
By TODD SPANGLER • FREE PRESS WASHINGTON STAFF • January 5, 2009 WASHINGTON - With Michigan and the nation struggling to find a bottom to the economic crisis, President-elect Barack Obama returned to the nation’s capital today two weeks ahead of his ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
Obama Pitches Stimulus Package to House Republicans Washington Post
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CTV.ca
India Seeks Extraditions in Mumbai Siege
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Calling the Mumbai terrorist attacks a “conspiracy” hatched on Pakistani soil, India on Monday handed Pakistan what it said was the first comprehensive evidence linking them to Pakistan and demanded that ...
India hands over Mumbai ‘evidence’ to Pakistan Pakistan Dawn
Pak should pursue leads given by India on Mumbai attacks: US Press Trust of India
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CTV.ca
Taliban whopper: claim 5220 foreign troops killed
The Associated Press - 1 hour ago
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - The Taliban has long exaggerated its military successes, but its figures for 2008 may be the militia's most startling claims yet.
Video: Pakistan's War: On the Front Line - 5 Jan 08 - Part 4 AlJazeeraEnglish
Pakistan's tribal faultline Aljazeera.net
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Sydney Morning Herald
Japanese whaler missing in Antarctic: officials
AFP - 43 minutes ago
TOKYO (AFP) - A crew member on Japan's controversial whaling mission is believed to have fallen overboard in icy Antarctic Ocean waters, the fleet's operator said Tuesday.
Japanese whaler drowns in Southern Ocean Times Online
Japanese whaler presumed drowned in Southern Ocean Reuters
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ABC News
SEC Broadens Its Probe Of Failures in Madoff Case
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
By Zachary A. Goldfarb The inspector general of the Securities and Exchange Commission said yesterday that he is broadening his investigation into the agency's failure to detect the alleged fraud committed by Bernard L. Madoff, examining whether the ...
Bernie Madoff's actions 'amount to obstruction of justice,' say ... New York Daily News
Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked New York Times
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Sydney Morning Herald
Franken Win Certified, but Senate Will Delay Seating
Washington Post - 55 minutes ago
By Chris Cillizza Entertainer-turned-politician Al Franken declared victory in Minnesota's US Senate race yesterday, just hours after a state panel charged with overseeing the recount of nearly 3 million ballots certified that the Democrat had received ...
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Democrat Is Winner in Recount of Minnesota Senate Race New York Times
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BBC News
Panetta Chosen as CIA Chief in Surprise Step
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By MARK MAZZETTI and CARL HULSE WASHINGTON - Leon E. Panetta, a former congressman and White House chief of staff, has been selected by President-elect Barack Obama to head the Central Intelligence Agency.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Obama picks former Clinton aide Panetta for CIA Reuters
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ABC News
Hormones? Steve Jobs Paints A Not-So-Clear Picture of Health
Washington Post - 52 minutes ago
Steve Jobs, in 2007 (left) and last year, says a hormone imbalance has affected his weight. (AP) Comments that include profanity or personal attacks or other inappropriate comments or material will be removed from the site.
'Hormone imbalance' raises question of cancer Los Angeles Times
Surgery May Have Spurred Steve Jobs’s Weight Loss Bloomberg
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BBC News
Auto sales plunge again in December
CNNMoney.com - 2 hours ago
Sales of cars, trucks and SUVs all plummeted, capping the worst year for industrywide auto sales since 1992. By Chris Isidore, CNNMoney.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s Bloomberg
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Canada.com
Gazprom Reduces Deliveries of Gas Through Ukraine
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By ANDREW E. KRAMER MOSCOW - Gazprom, the Russian gas monopoly, on Monday reduced deliveries of gas for transit through Ukraine to Western European customers, saying that it was seeking to make up for gas stolen by Ukraine.
Putin Orders Cut in Gas Sent Via Ukraine as Disruptions Spread Washington Post
Russia in stand-off with Ukraine over gas Deutsche Welle
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E! Online
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts
Computerworld - 4 hours ago
By Gregg Keizer January 5, 2009 (Computerworld) Hackers hijacked the Twitter accounts of more than 30 celebrities and organizations, including President-Elect Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Fox News, early on Monday, the company confirmed today.
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina Register
Spears, Obama hit by Twitter tampering United Press International
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Canada.com
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight
PC World - 4 hours ago
From multi-display laptops, HDTVs wired for broadband, to Blu-ray players that can deliver Web content, the 2009 International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas has it all.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS
In tough times, Vegas CES gets smaller Reuters
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The Associated Press
Winter Weather Advisory Issued in Area
MSNBC - 7 hours ago
The National Weather Service has issued a winter weather advisory for portions of the Washington region from Tuesday morning through Wednesday morning.
6-8 inches of new snow forecast for weary Spokane USA Today
Winter storm headed to the Hudson Valley Times Herald-Record
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Times Online
Scientologists clear up Travolta misconceptions
MSNBC - 2 hours ago
By Courtney Hazlett Bahamian officials determined it was a seizure that caused Jett Travolta’s sudden death, but there have been a number of outspoken critics of Scientology claiming that the church’s practices might have played a part in how the ...
Death certificate: Travolta son killed by seizure The Associated Press
Autopsy performed in Bahamas on Travolta's son Washington Post
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E! Online
Lindsay Lohan Denies Split With Samantha Ronson
People Magazine - 3 hours ago
By Mike Fleeman In a MySpace Celebrity Blog posting under "RUMORS," the actress writes, "Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!
Updated: Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Are Still Together Access Hollywood
Lindsay Denies Split Rumors OK! Magazine
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New York Times
Producers Guild nominations announced
Entertainment Weekly - 6 hours ago
The Producers Guild listed The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Frost/Nixon, Milk, and Slumdog Millionaire as their five nominees today, further sharpening this year's Oscar race.
Producers Guild of America nominations = Oscars' front-runners Los Angeles Times
Hollywood producers unveil best film nominees Reuters
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The Associated Press
Rangers 4, Penguins 0 Rangers Send Penguins to Fifth Loss in a Row
New York Times - 53 minutes ago
Rangers forward Markus Naslund looking back at defenseman Paul Mara after his shot beat Penguins goalie Marc-André Fleury. By LYNN ZINSER It would hardly have been surprising if the Rangers and the Pittsburgh Penguins met after Monday night’s game to ...
Lundqvist posts shutout as Rangers paste Penguins Sports Network
Henrik Lundqvist blanks hapless Pens New York Daily News
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Bleacher Report
Pat Burrell Signs With Rays; Milton Bradley Expected to Join Cubs
New York Times - 31 minutes ago
By BEN SHPIGEL The logjam of free-agent outfielders finally showed signs of breaking Monday. Pat Burrell joined the Tampa Bay Rays, and Milton Bradley has apparently decided to play for the Chicago Cubs.
Milton Bradley to sign with Cubs Chicago Tribune
AP Source: Bradley, Cubs agree to $30M, 3-yr deal The Associated Press
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Tampabay.com
Rays' resources limited after big signing
MLB.com - 4 hours ago
By Bill Chastain / MLB.com ST. PETERSBURG -- Monday's signing of Pat Burrell to a two-year, $16 million deal will push the Rays' anticipated 2009 payroll to approximately $60 million, effectively shutting the checkbook for the remainder of the ...
MLB beat: Burrell is Rays' new DH Orlando Sentinel
Burrell's value to Tampa Bay Rays goes beyond numbers Tampabay.com
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Newsweek
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Washington Post - 4 hours ago
By Serena Gordon MONDAY, Jan. 5 (HealthDay News) -- More than half of teens who use the social networking site MySpace have posted information about sexual behavior, substance abuse or violence, new research shows.
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
Kids reveal a lot about themselves online USA Today
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Spending Rise for Health Care and Prescription Drugs Slows
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By ROBERT PEAR WASHINGTON - National health spending grew in 2007 at the lowest rate in nine years, mainly because prescription drug spending increased at the slowest pace since 1963, the government reported Monday.
Spending on prescription drugs slows USA Today
Rise in health care spending slows down Bizjournals.com
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AFP
CFS Linked to Childhood Trauma
WebMD - 3 hours ago
By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests.
Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked USA Today
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME' BBC News
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Washington Times
Another wave of legal arguments filed over California's Proposition 8
San Jose Mercury News - 5 hours ago
By Howard Mintz Another wave of legal arguments hit the California Supreme Court today in the battle over Proposition 8's ban on gay marriage.
Proposition 8 backers attack Brown's efforts to keep gay marriage Los Angeles Times
Santa Clara County challenges Prop 8 Gilroy Dispatch
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Voice of America
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
Washington Post - 53 minutes ago
By Carol D. Leonnig and Michael D. Shear Weeks before President-elect Barack Obama chose New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson to head the Commerce Department, a small group of volunteers with ethics, tax and investigative expertise -- most of them lawyers ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
In Santa Fe, Staying Can Also Be Such Sweet Sorrow New York Times
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Los Angeles Times
Bush to Protect Vast New Pacific Tracts
New York Times - 1 hour ago
Saipan, part of the Northern Marianas, which are among the islands, reefs, waters and parts of the Pacific Ocean floor that President Bush will designate as marine national monuments.
Bush casts wide net for marine conservation CNN International
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument USA Today
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