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Nauczycielka pyta Jasia:
- Jasiu jaki znany czlowiek mial inicjaly W.L.
Jasiu na to:
- Wlodzimierz Lubanski
Nauczycielka:
- Zle musisz wiedziec, z to byl Wlodzimierz Lenin!
Na to Jasiu:
- Nie znam, to chyba jakis rezerwowy.
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- Gdziez on moz byc? Moz sobie jakas babe zanalazl? - mowi do sasiadki.
- Ty zaraz myslisz o najgorszym - uspokaja ja sasiadka - moz po prostu wpadl pod samochod.
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Christian Science Monitor -
But his policy agenda largely reflects the Bush administration's stands on tax cuts and the Iraq war. By Linda Feldmann | Staff writer / September 5, 2008 edition The central challenge of John McCain’s presidential campaign was on full display Thursday ...
McCain pledges change, touts his experience
ON DEADLINE: After conventions, it now gets real
 Canada.com |
Newsday -
TRENTON, NJ - Officials have posted a tropical storm watch along the entire Jersey shore as Hanna continues churning in the Atlantic Ocean.
Video: Hanna Eyes Coast, Ike Possibly Following
Hurricane Ike continues west; Tropical Storm Hanna to bypass Florida
 Washington Post |
CNN -
(CNN) -- A US Navy command ship arrived in the Georgian port of Poti on Friday to deliver humanitarian supplies following the republic's war with Russia last month.
US delivers aid to Georgian port
US navy ship steams into port where Russian troops stationed
 BBC News |
The Associated Press -
VIENNA, Austria (AP) - India pledged Friday not to engage in a new arms race as talks continued in Vienna over whether to let the United States sell India nuclear material and technology for civilian use.
India Seeks to Reassure Atomic Group Ahead of Ruling (Update1)
Nuclear nations resume tough talks on India trade
 Voice of America |
AllAfrica.com -
The Angolan Ministry of the Interior on Thursday commended the posture and the civic behaviour of the political parties and coalitions during the electoral campaign for the September 05 parliamentary polls.
Angolans face delays in first vote since 1992
Oil-rich and impoverished, Angola votes
 Boston Globe |
Detroit Free Press -
BY JOE SWICKARD • FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER • September 5, 2008 Prosecutors rolled Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's plea deal into court Thursday praying the wheels wouldn't fall off.
Video: Detroit Mayor Gets Jail Time, Must Resign
Detroit mayor pleads guilty and resigns
 ABC News |
The Associated Press -
WASHINGTON (AP) - Broken and disgraced, lobbyist Jack Abramoff will spend four years in prison for his role in a corruption scandal that upended Washington politics and contributed to the Republicans' loss of Congress in 2006.
Cook criticizes Abramoff ties
Abramoff Sentenced To Four More Years
 New York Times |
New York Times -
By KEN BELSON and WILLIAM K. RASHBAUM A construction worker fell about 400 feet to his death on Thursday as he and others worked to lower a tower crane at a building site on the West Side of Manhattan.
Construction worker dies in 40-story fall in Manhattan
Construction worker plummets 50 stories to his death in Hell's Kitchen
Bloomberg -
By Joseph Galante and Sree Vidya Bhaktavatsalam Sept. 5 (Bloomberg) -- Pacific Investment Management Co., the world's biggest bond fund manager, said Mohamed El-Erian will take over as sole chief executive officer after his counterpart Bill Thompson ...
Pimco Names El-Erian CEO Of the Bond-Investing Giant
PIMCO Co-CEO Bill Thompson to Retire at End of 2008
 Earthtimes (press release) |
Bloomberg -
By Kevin Cho Sept. 5 (Bloomberg) -- SanDisk Corp., the world's largest maker of memory cards used in digital cameras, surged the most in two years in German trading after Samsung Electronics Co.
Report: Samsung working to acquire SanDisk
Samsung Elec mulls SanDisk buy
 BBC News |
Forbes -
FRANKFURT , Sept 5 (Reuters) - Following are highlights of remarks at a conference in Frankfurt on Friday attended by European Central Bank President Jean-Claude Trichet, ECB Executive Board members Juergen Stark and Lorenzo Bini Smaghi and Governing ...
ECB Officials Signal Inflation Concern Even as Economy Cools
Inflation easing but no all-clear on price rises-ECB bankers
 ABC News |
ABC News -
Sarah Palin is receiving a highly partisan reception on the national political stage, with significant public doubts about her readiness to serve as president, yet majority approval of both her selection by John McCain and her willingness to join the ...
Susan Reimer
Obama Camp Turns to Clinton to Counter Palin
 Telegraph.co.uk |
Boston Globe -
In New Hampshire the McCain theme song was Johnny Be Good. But the injection of Sarah “oooh Barracuda” Palin has brought some “fire and nice” to the musical backdrops of the McCain Palin ticket.
A Swing And A Miss
Assignments given to Palin will show how campaign views her
 Washington Post |
Los Angeles Times -
McCain, 72, planned to tell the delegates to the Republican National Convention that his record of working with members of both major political parties shows how he would govern, if elected.
News Analysis The Party in Power, Running as if It Weren’t
GOP attacks media, we respond
 BBC News |
CNET News -
So far we're pretty smitten with Google's Chrome. It's certainly not without it's faults, but for version 1.0 of a browser it's pretty sharp.
How Chrome puts the skids under Nokia
Google's Chrome: 7 Reasons for It and 7 Reasons Against It
 BBC News |
Computerworld -
In Friday's IT Blogwatch, we worry about another blitzkrieg of Sony laptops catching fire. Not to mention your guide to a healthy Ramadan... Sony Electronics Inc. is recalling about 73000 Vaio laptops in the US because faulty wiring near a hinge can ...
Video: Money Minute: Laptop Recall, Boeing, Mortgages
UPDATE 1-Sony shares hit 3-yr low after Vaio laptop recall
 The Age |
PC World -
Dell's new netbook, the Inspiron Mini 9, will be sold with built-in mobile broadband by Vodafone, the companies announced on Thursday.
Dell, a Bit Late, Gets Small
Sylvania G: Not every netbook can be a winner
 The Associated Press |
Journal and Courier -
The remnants of former Hurricane Gustav have left the area, after dumping a lot of rain over the last couple of days. The National Weather Service forecast for Greater Lafayette calls for a 20 percent chance of rain this morning, mainly before 8 am ...
Weather: Hanna's rains prompt flood watch for Saturday
WEATHER UPDATE: rain early, windy
 New York Times |
Los Angeles Times -
By Mary McNamara, Times Television Critic THE BEST thing about Alan Ball's new vampire series “True Blood,” which premieres on HBO Sunday, is the opening credits.
"True Blood" not your father's vampire saga
Handsome Stranger? Be Careful. He Bites.
 BBC News |
BBC News -
Rap star Kanye West is to close the MTV Music Video Awards, a year after complaining about failing to win a single prize at the event.
Britney Spears Returns
'Betrayed' by MTV no more, Kanye West to close VMAs
 Washington Post |
Washington Post -
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Novak Djokovic and Andy Roddick put in a show-stopping performance at the US Open on Thursday night but only the fired up Serbian was left standing to take an encore -- albeit from a hostile Flushing Meadows crowd.
Federer, Djokovic Advance to Rematch of 2007 US Open Final
Djokovic won match, but lost crowd
 Boston Globe |
New York Times -
By TYLER KEPNER ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - The Yankees know it will take a miracle now. They understand the consequences of every loss.
Rays survive 5-run late rally by Yankees
Rays push Yankees a little further back
New York Times -
By JUDY BATTISTA EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - A giant replica of the Lombardi Trophy was rolled out to midfield Thursday night and out popped Michael Strahan, holding the real deal in the air.
Video: Tailgaters Kick Off NFL Season
Sam Donnellon: Giants' Burress shows his worth against Redskins
 E Canada Now |
Reuters -
By Susan Heavey WASHINGTON (Reuters) - US health regulators ordered stronger warnings for prescription drugs to treat rheumatoid arthritis, Crohn's disease and other conditions on Thursday after dozens of patients contracted severe fungal infections ...
Arthritis Drugs Linked to Risks From Infection
Deaths Heighten Arthritis Drugs Warning
 Voice of America |
Wall Street Journal -
By GAUTAM NAIK After struggling for years to improve the treatment of cancer, scientists now hope to fight the disease with the help of the same techniques that deciphered the human genome eight years ago: mapping it.
What You Need to Know About Mapping the Cancer Genome
Data on defective genes make tailored remedies possible
 Canada.com |
International Herald Tribune -
AP TRENTON, NJ: A House committee investigating the safety and effectiveness of the popular cholesterol drug Vytorin and one of its components is turning up the heat on the drug's makers.
Many Questions About Vytorin
Drug Scare Shenanigans
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