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Gaza solution is possible - Blair
BBC News - 50 minutes ago
The conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved, former UK prime minister Tony Blair has insisted. Mr Blair, now a Middle East envoy, said there was a "basis" for an immediate ceasefire if the supply of arms into Gaza from Egypt was halted.
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Iran wants to show regional power over Gaza crisis Reuters
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BBC News
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
Boston Globe - 3 hours ago
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
Tax cuts a big part of Obama's $775B plan Seattle Times
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BBC News
India Accuses Pakistani ‘Agencies’
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
Video: Singh: Pakistan Agency Had Hand in Attack AssociatedPress
India: Pakistanis "must have" backed Mumbai attack The Associated Press
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Joy Online
South Africa: Dlamini-Zuma to Attend Ghana's Presidential Inauguration
AllAfrica.com - 46 minutes ago
Pretoria - Foreign Affairs Minister, Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma will on Tuesday depart to Ghana where she will represent South Africa during the inauguration ceremony of President-elect, Professor Atta Mills.
Ghana Gets It Right Voice of America
Kufuor thrills Mills at Jubilee House Joy Online
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BBC News
New embassy & 'new era' in Iraq
New York Daily News - 1 hour ago
BY STEPHANIE GASKELL The US opened a new $700 million, fortress-like embassy in Baghdad on Monday - signaling the start of new relations with a sovereign Iraq.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens AssociatedPress
US Embassy in Iraq Largest, Most Expensive Ever FOXNews
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WELT ONLINE
Panetta says his wife will run institute if he goes to CIA
San Jose Mercury News - 1 hour ago
By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts San Francisco Chronicle
Washington Post - Baltimore Sun - The Associated Press - New York Times
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TVNZ
Blinders not a good look for Burris; ambition in the way
Chicago Sun-Times - 45 minutes ago
BY MARY MITCHELL Sun-Times Columnist Roland Burris, the man who would be the second senator from Illinois, is practically giddy. I watched his exchange with reporters as he prepared to head to Washington, DC, and it reminded me of the last time I saw ...
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Obama's election is changing the politics of race Los Angeles Times
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Sydney Morning Herald
Al Franken Likely to Win Minnesota Recount
MSNBC - 54 minutes ago
Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of Minnesota's race for the US Senate, but the matter is far from over. Franken strengthened his lead in the recount to 225 votes over Republican incumbent Norm Coleman.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely Boston Globe
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BBC News
Toyota to Shut Factories for 11 Days
New York Times - 46 minutes ago
By MARTIN FACKLER TOKYO - Toyota Motor will idle its plants in Japan for 11 days in February and March to reduce output in the face of steeply declining global vehicle sales, the company said Tuesday.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota Extends Production Halt, Announces Further Output Cuts Wall Street Journal
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MSN Money UK
European Inflation Rate Drops to Lowest in More Than Two Years
Bloomberg - 36 minutes ago
By Ben Sills and Jurjen van de Pol Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Europe’s inflation rate fell to the lowest in more than two years in December as oil prices plunged and consumer spending slumped, increasing the scope for the European Central Bank to reduce ...
Euro falls, Bunds steady after EZ inflation plunges Reuters
Euro zone inflation plunges to 1.6 pct in Dec guardian.co.uk
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Boston Globe
Bid to Revoke Madoff’s Bail Cites His Gifts
New York Times - 1 hour ago
Bernard L. Madoff, right, leaving Federal District Court in Manhattan on Monday. Mr. Madoff remains free on $10 million bail. By ALEX BERENSON Contending that Bernard L. Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members ...
Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says Bloomberg
Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules Houston Chronicle
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Macworld
Keynote: The recap, in advance
Macworld - 2 hours ago
by John Moltz, Macworld.com (Editor’s Note: Due to the tight deadlines required for publication, Mr. Moltz’s column on the Macworld Expo Keynote was due several days before the event actually took place.
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture Los Angeles Times
Transparency becomes Apple San Francisco Chronicle
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Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 3 hours ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina Register
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Boston Globe
Tech show bucks global downturn
BBC News - 53 minutes ago
By Mark Ward The global economic downturn has not put many people off attending this week's Consumer Electronics Show. About 130000 people are expected to travel to Las Vegas for the show.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS
Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show CNNMoney.com
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WELT ONLINE
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 3 hours ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury Los Angeles Times
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald
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Washington Post
Analog TV Viewers In No Hurry To Redeem Digital Coupons
MSNBC - 54 minutes ago
By Richard Mullins At least one thing is becoming clear about the digital TV transition just a month away. People in the Tampa Bay area are a lot better at ordering government coupons to buy TV converter boxes than they are at using them.
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding Washington Post
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today
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Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TVGuide.com
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million Reuters
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network TheCelebrityCafe.com
BusinessWeek - New York Times Blogs - Hollywood Reporter - MarketWatch
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Canoe.ca
Texas rallies past Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl
Newsweek - 1 hour ago
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left Atlanta Journal Constitution
'Horns ride real McCoy Chicago Tribune
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Bleacher Report
Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup
Boston Globe - 2 hours ago
AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way MLB.com
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal Philadelphia Daily News
Chicago Tribune - Washington Post - Boston Herald - The News Journal
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Boston Globe
Florida's go-to guy
Boston Globe - 2 hours ago
Surrounded at media day, Florida QB Tim Tebow is accustomed to being the center of attention. (Carlos Barria/Reuters) By Mark Blaudschun MIAMI - He is used to it now, the rock-star status that has prompted extra security this week as his Florida team ...
For Sooners, dubious starts with 'D' USA Today
Florida QB coach a two-fisted cell phone user CNN
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all 1,110 news articles



I Really Should Study
Nation's health spending rises, but not so much
San Jose Mercury News - 2 hours ago
By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows Los Angeles Times
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters
Wall Street Journal - Times Daily - Seattle Times
all 418 news articles



Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 4 hours ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
USA Today - Newsweek - Bizjournals.com - The Associated Press
all 229 news articles



ArabianBusiness.com
HK confirms dead Beijing woman had H5N1 bird flu
Reuters - 46 minutes ago
HONG KONG, Jan 6 (Reuters) - A 19-year-old woman has died of the H5N1 bird flu virus in Beijing, the Beijing Municipal Bureau and Hong Kong's government said on Tuesday.
Vietnam girl tests positive for bird flu: health officials AFP
New bird flu cases revive fears of human pandemic Los Angeles Times
Xinhua - Reuters India - CIDRAP - Philippines News Agency
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Aljazeera.net
Gazprom Dispute Entangles Europe
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By DAVID JOLLY and ANDREW E. KRAMER PARIS - Russia’s gas price dispute with Ukraine began to entangle more of Europe on Tuesday, as the Bulgarian and Turkish authorities said that Russia had completely suspended their gas supplies and a Czech company ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen European gas RussiaToday
Russian gas to south-east Europe halted Reuters
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ABC News
CDR, at root of Richardson probe, is no stranger to suits
Los Angeles Times - 2 hours ago
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
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BBC News
Bush to Protect Three Areas in Pacific
Washington Post - 2 hours ago
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments Los Angeles Times
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific The Associated Press
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