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Times Online
Iran wants to show regional power over Gaza crisis
Reuters - 38 minutes ago
By Edmund Blair - Analysis TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran wants to send a message to the new US administration and Arab governments that it is a power to be reckoned with in the region by championing the cause of its Palestinian ally, Hamas, in its fight with ...
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Death Toll Rises as Israeli Assault on Gaza Continues Voice of America
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Tax cuts a big part of Obama's $775B plan
Seattle Times - 1 hour ago
The president-elect is proposing a $775 billion, two-year package that includes about $300 billion in tax cuts or credits, with an emphasis on low- and middle-income earners.
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
Obama goes to bat for stimulus Boston Globe
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ITV.com
India Accuses Pakistani ‘Agencies’
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai BBC News
In Sharing Mumbai Findings, India Exhorts Pakistan to Act Washington Post
Reuters - AFP - The Associated Press - Reuters India
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Gazprom Dispute Entangles Europe
New York Times - 44 minutes ago
By DAVID JOLLY and ANDREW E. KRAMER PARIS - Russia’s gas price dispute with Ukraine began to entangle more of Europe on Tuesday, as the Bulgarian and Turkish authorities said that Russia had completely suspended their gas supplies and a Czech company ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen European gas RussiaToday
Russia gas to Turkey from west pipeline cut-minister Reuters
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Boston Globe
New embassy & 'new era' in Iraq
New York Daily News - 31 minutes ago
BY STEPHANIE GASKELL The US opened a new $700 million, fortress-like embassy in Baghdad on Monday - signaling the start of new relations with a sovereign Iraq.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens AssociatedPress
Iraq killing headed for court Seattle Times
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TVNZ
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
Los Angeles Times - 3 hours ago
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Senate: No seat for Burris Seattle Times
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Sydney Morning Herald
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely
Boston Globe - 2 hours ago
OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes Wall Street Journal
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all 1,683 news articles



FOXNews
CDR, at root of Richardson probe, is no stranger to suits
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
Chicago Tribune - CNN International - FOXNews - Las Cruces Sun-News
all 2,645 news articles


Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s
Bloomberg - 2 hours ago
By Alan Ohnsman and Mike Ramsey Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Toyota Motor Corp. and Honda Motor Co. said US sales plummeted by more than a third in December as the recession and weak consumer confidence ended annual gains for Japan’s two largest automakers ...
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota orders 11-day output halt as sales slump guardian.co.uk
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BBC News
Bid to Revoke Madoff’s Bail Cites His Gifts
New York Times - 54 minutes ago
Bernard L. Madoff, right, leaving Federal District Court in Manhattan on Monday. Mr. Madoff remains free on $10 million bail. By ALEX BERENSON Contending that Bernard L. Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members ...
Video: Congress Sounds Off Against SEC in Madoff Affair AssociatedPress
SEC Broadens Its Probe Of Failures in Madoff Case Washington Post
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CCTV
Tech Stocks Seize Day Across Asia
Forbes - 2 hours ago
Investors embrace more risk in Japan, South Korea and Australia, while Hong Kong comes down from New Year's rally. Most markets across Asia extended their rallies Tuesday.
Asian markets extend gains, Nikkei up 0.4 percent The Associated Press
GLOBAL MARKETS-Asia stocks up for 7th day on recovery hopes guardian.co.uk
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all 1,136 news articles



Sydney Morning Herald
Keynote: The recap, in advance
Macworld - 1 hour ago
by John Moltz, Macworld.com (Editor’s Note: Due to the tight deadlines required for publication, Mr. Moltz’s column on the Macworld Expo Keynote was due several days before the event actually took place.
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture Los Angeles Times
Transparency becomes Apple San Francisco Chronicle
BusinessWeek - TG Daily - CNET News - CNN International
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Product Reviews
Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 2 hours ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld
Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done PC World
CNET News - Register - eWeek - United Press International
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ABC News
Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show
CNNMoney.com - 4 hours ago
NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight PC World
Reuters - PC Magazine - KTNV Las Vegas - The Associated Press
all 577 news articles



Sydney Morning Herald
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 2 hours ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury Los Angeles Times
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald
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Washington Post
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
Washington Post - 3 hours ago
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today
103000 on digital converter waiting list San Francisco Chronicle
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Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TVGuide.com
Los Angeles Times - 52 minutes ago
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network TheCelebrityCafe.com
Lions Gate Swallows TV Guide BusinessWeek
Reuters - MarketWatch - Hollywood Reporter - MEDIAWEEK
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Canoe.ca
Texas rallies past Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl
Newsweek - 36 minutes ago
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left Atlanta Journal Constitution
'Horns ride real McCoy Chicago Tribune
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The Money Times
Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup
Boston Globe - 1 hour ago
AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way MLB.com
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal Philadelphia Daily News
Chicago Tribune - Washington Post - Boston Herald - The News Journal
all 470 news articles


Chargers' LaDainian Tomlinson might not play
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Groin injury could keep San Diego running back on the sidelines for Sunday's playoff game against Pittsburgh. Associated Press A groin injury suffered in the final regular-season game might force running back LaDainian Tomlinson to sit out the San ...
Tomlinson in fitness race SkySports
San Diego Chargers can’t let elusive Darren Sproles get away in ... Fort Worth Star Telegram
Seattle Times - Ventura County Star
all 358 news articles



Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 3 hours ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
USA Today - Newsweek - Bizjournals.com - The Associated Press
all 219 news articles



Fresh News
Nation's health spending rises, but not so much
The Associated Press - 1 hour ago
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows Los Angeles Times
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters
Wall Street Journal - Seattle Times - New York Times - USA Today
all 256 news articles



BBC News
CFS Linked to Childhood Trauma
WebMD - 8 hours ago
By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests.
Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked USA Today
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME' BBC News
Bloomberg - AFP - Ivanhoe - MedPage Today
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WELT ONLINE
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts
San Francisco Chronicle - 1 hour ago
(01-05) 19:53 PST -- Former US Rep. Leon Panetta of Monterey might face a mission impossible - or at least a mission very difficult - should he win Senate confirmation as the new head of the Central Intelligence Agency, a clandestine government service ...
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Panetta is surprise pick to lead CIA Baltimore Sun
San Jose Mercury News - Washington Post - The Associated Press - Detroit Free Press
all 1,396 news articles



TVNZ
Bush to Protect Three Areas in Pacific
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments Los Angeles Times
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific The Associated Press
New York Times - USA Today - Asbury Park Press - CNN International
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Reuters
Ex-EBay chief Meg Whitman quits board seats
Los Angeles Times - 52 minutes ago
Ron Edmonds / AP Whitman spoke at the Republican National Convention last September. She had campaigned for presidential candidate Sen. John McCain.
Whitman edges in on California governor race San Francisco Chronicle
EBay's Whitman appears set to run for governor San Jose Mercury News
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