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Podczas normalnego wspolzycia malznskiego wystepuja trzy etapy seksu. Pierwszy to tak zwany SEKS DOMOWY, podczas ktorego stosunki nowozncow odbywaja sie czesto i w roznych miejscach, np. w kuchni, w goscinnym, na podlodze, w wannie itd. Nastepnie przychodzi etap zwany SEKSEM SYPIALNIANYM podczas ktorego stosunki plciowe odbywaja sie regularnie i jak sama nazwa wskazuje w sypialni. Z czasem, nieuglagalnie pojawia sie trzeci etap zwany SEKSEM PRZEDPOKOJOWYM. Podczas tego etapu malzonkowie mijaja sie sporadycznie w przedpokoju mowiac: "Pieprz sie!"
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By VOA News Medical authorities in the Gaza Strip say at least 18 Palestinians were killed early Tuesday, as Israel's military offensive targeting Hamas entered its 11th day.
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Death Toll Mounts in Gaza Offensive
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San Francisco Chronicle -
(01-05) 19:53 PST -- Former US Rep. Leon Panetta of Monterey might face a mission impossible - or at least a mission very difficult - should he win Senate confirmation as the new head of the Central Intelligence Agency, a clandestine government service ...
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet
Panetta is surprise pick to lead CIA
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New York Times -
By DAVID JOLLY and ANDREW E. KRAMER PARIS - Russia’s gas price dispute with Ukraine began to entangle more of Europe on Tuesday, as the Bulgarian and Turkish authorities said that Russia had completely suspended their gas supplies and a Czech company ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen European gas
Russia gas to Turkey from west pipeline cut-minister
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New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
India PM says Pakistan whipping up war hysteria
Mumbai attacks backed by official Pakistan agencies: Indian PM
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Seattle Times -
Federal prosecutors in Seattle intend to charge a former Blackwater USA operative for fatally shooting the bodyguard of the Iraqi vice president after a drunken Christmas party in Baghdad's secure "Green Zone" in 2006, according to the man's attorney ...
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens
US Embassy in Iraq Largest, Most Expensive Ever
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Los Angeles Times -
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others
Senate: No seat for Burris
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Boston Globe -
OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Democrat Is Winner in Recount of Minnesota Senate Race
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Los Angeles Times -
Bill Richardson's decision to pull out of Obama's Cabinet hurts his standing as a Latino leader and the political causes he supports, analysts say.
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
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Bloomberg -
By Alan Ohnsman and Mike Ramsey Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Toyota Motor Corp. and Honda Motor Co. said US sales plummeted by more than a third in December as the recession and weak consumer confidence ended annual gains for Japan’s two largest automakers ...
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota orders 11-day output halt as sales slump
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New York Times -
Bernard L. Madoff, right, leaving Federal District Court in Manhattan on Monday. Mr. Madoff remains free on $10 million bail. By ALEX BERENSON Contending that Bernard L. Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members ...
Video: Congress Sounds Off Against SEC in Madoff Affair
SEC Broadens Its Probe Of Failures in Madoff Case
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The Associated Press -
HONG KONG (AP) - Asian stock markets were mostly higher Tuesday, shrugging off lackluster trade in the US and Europe amid growing optimism the world economy will recover later this year.
GLOBAL MARKETS-Asia stocks up for 7th day on recovery hopes
Hong Kong shares close weaker on profit-taking in China telcos ...
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Macworld -
by John Moltz, Macworld.com (Editor’s Note: Due to the tight deadlines required for publication, Mr. Moltz’s column on the Macworld Expo Keynote was due several days before the event actually took place.
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture
Transparency becomes Apple
Washington Post -
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts
Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done
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CNNMoney.com -
NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year!
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight
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New York Daily News -
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta
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Washington Post -
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
103000 on digital converter waiting list
Los Angeles Times -
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network
Lions Gate Swallows TV Guide
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Atlanta Journal Constitution -
AP Colt McCoy passed for 414 yards and two touchdowns, the second to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds to play, to carry third-ranked Texas to a 24-21 win over No.
'Horns ride real McCoy
Phoenix Business Journal
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Boston Globe -
AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal
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Boston Globe -
Mark Blaudschun's analysis: Ball State is still fuming after its loss to Buffalo in the MAC championship game ended its dreams of an unbeaten season.
GMAC Bowl: Ball State vs. Tulsa
Nate Davis: Will he stay or will he go?
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New York Times -
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
 Fresh News |
The Associated Press -
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007
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CNNMoney.com -
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Take Two Bailouts and Call Me in the Morning
Obama’s Health Care Resolutions Can’t Be Kept
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Seattle Times -
The president-elect is proposing a $775 billion, two-year package that includes about $300 billion in tax cuts or credits, with an emphasis on low- and middle-income earners.
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
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Washington Post -
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific
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Los Angeles Times -
Ron Edmonds / AP Whitman spoke at the Republican National Convention last September. She had campaigned for presidential candidate Sen. John McCain.
Whitman edges in on California governor race
EBay's Whitman appears set to run for governor
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