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Washington Post
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
Boston Globe - 3 hours ago
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
Tax cuts a big part of Obama's $775B plan Seattle Times
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TPMCafé
Gaza solution is possible - Blair
BBC News - 1 hour ago
The conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved, former UK prime minister Tony Blair has insisted. Mr Blair, now a Middle East envoy, said there was a "basis" for an immediate ceasefire if the supply of arms into Gaza from Egypt was halted.
Video: Riz Khan - Gaza war: What are the Israel's Aims? - 5 Jan 09 - Part 1 AlJazeeraEnglish
Israel widens Gaza ground offensive Aljazeera.net
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ABC News
India: Pakistanis `must have' backed Mumbai attack
The Associated Press - 55 minutes ago
NEW DELHI (AP) - Pakistani authorities "must have had" a hand in the deadly Mumbai siege, India's prime minister said Tuesday, stopping just short of directly accusing Islamabad of aiding the gunmen.
Video: Singh: Pakistan Agency Had Hand in Attack AssociatedPress
India Accuses Pakistani ‘Agencies’ New York Times
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guardian.co.uk
Sri Lanka seizes key rebel defense line in north
The Associated Press - 45 minutes ago
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (AP) - Sri Lankan forces overran the Tamil Tigers' northernmost defense line Tuesday, forcing the rebels to retreat from one of their strongest fortifications, the military said.
Sri Lanka moves to flush out Tigers from Jaffna peninsula AFP
Sri Lanka seizes Tamil rebel defense line in north Hindu
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Calgary Herald
South Africa: Dlamini-Zuma to Attend Ghana's Presidential Inauguration
AllAfrica.com - 1 hour ago
Pretoria - Foreign Affairs Minister, Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma will on Tuesday depart to Ghana where she will represent South Africa during the inauguration ceremony of President-elect, Professor Atta Mills.
Analyst Says Ghanaians Disapprove of Outgoing Presidential ... Voice of America
Kufuor thrills Mills at Jubilee House Joy Online
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FOXNews
Blinders not a good look for Burris; ambition in the way
Chicago Sun-Times - 1 hour ago
BY MARY MITCHELL Sun-Times Columnist Roland Burris, the man who would be the second senator from Illinois, is practically giddy. I watched his exchange with reporters as he prepared to head to Washington, DC, and it reminded me of the last time I saw ...
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Obama's election is changing the politics of race Los Angeles Times
Seattle Times - Wall Street Journal - New York Times - Bloomberg
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BBC News
Panetta says his wife will run institute if he goes to CIA
San Jose Mercury News - 1 hour ago
By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts San Francisco Chronicle
Washington Post - Baltimore Sun - The Associated Press - New York Times
all 1,473 news articles



CTV.ca
Al Franken Likely to Win Minnesota Recount
MSNBC - 1 hour ago
Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of Minnesota's race for the US Senate, but the matter is far from over. Franken strengthened his lead in the recount to 225 votes over Republican incumbent Norm Coleman.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely Boston Globe
New York Times - Reuters - Atlanta Journal Constitution - CNN International
all 1,735 news articles



ABC News
Toyota to Shut Factories for 11 Days
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By MARTIN FACKLER TOKYO - Toyota Motor will idle its plants in Japan for 11 days in February and March to reduce output in the face of steeply declining global vehicle sales, the company said Tuesday.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota Extends Production Halt, Announces Further Output Cuts Wall Street Journal
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BBC News
European Inflation Rate Drops to Lowest in Two Years
Bloomberg - 53 minutes ago
By Ben Sills and Jurjen van de Pol Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Europe’s inflation rate fell to the lowest in more than two years in December as oil prices plunged and consumer spending slumped, increasing the scope for the European Central Bank to reduce ...
Euro slips below $1.34 in European trading The Associated Press
Euro falls, Bunds steady after EZ inflation plunges Reuters
guardian.co.uk - MarketWatch - BBC News - Wall Street Journal
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Boston Globe
Bid to Revoke Madoff’s Bail Cites His Gifts
New York Times - 2 hours ago
Bernard L. Madoff, right, leaving Federal District Court in Manhattan on Monday. Mr. Madoff remains free on $10 million bail. By ALEX BERENSON Contending that Bernard L. Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members ...
US govt to NY judge: Jail Madoff without bail The Associated Press
Bernard Madoff to Appear in Court for Bail Hearing Bloomberg
Houston Chronicle - BBC News - Reuters - Bloomberg
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ABC News
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture
Los Angeles Times - 3 hours ago
AP Steve Jobs, Apple Inc.'s CEO, explained his noticeably thinner appearance in recent weeks as the result of a hormone imbalance.
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs? BusinessWeek
Transparency becomes Apple San Francisco Chronicle
TG Daily - CNET News - Ithaca Journal - DesMoinesRegister.com
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E! Online
Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 4 hours ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hit Britney DotMusic.com
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld
Register - United Press International - PC World - CNET News
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ABC News
Chinese government to Web companies: No porn allowed
CNET News - 2 hours ago
In what amounts to a thinly-veiled legal threat, the Chinese government has intensified its campaign against sexually-explicit Internet material by instructing companies including Google to curb the availability of pornography.
China cracks down on porn ZDNet
China raps Google for allowing 'vulgar' content San Francisco Chronicle
PC World - ITProPortal - VentureBeat - CNN International
all 611 news articles



ABC News
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 4 hours ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury Los Angeles Times
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald
MSNBC - The Associated Press - Philadelphia Inquirer - WELT ONLINE
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Washington Post
Analog TV Viewers In No Hurry To Redeem Digital Coupons
MSNBC - 1 hour ago
By Richard Mullins At least one thing is becoming clear about the digital TV transition just a month away. People in the Tampa Bay area are a lot better at ordering government coupons to buy TV converter boxes than they are at using them.
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding Washington Post
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today
San Francisco Chronicle - KGAN - WSAV-TV - Orlando Sentinel
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Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TVGuide.com
Los Angeles Times - 2 hours ago
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million Reuters
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network TheCelebrityCafe.com
BusinessWeek - Hollywood Reporter - New York Times Blogs - MarketWatch
all 62 news articles



Seattle Post Intelligencer
Texas rallies past Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl
Newsweek - 2 hours ago
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left Atlanta Journal Constitution
'Horns ride real McCoy Chicago Tribune
SportingNews.com - Kansas City Star - Houston Chronicle - The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com
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TSN.ca
Free-agent Burrell signs with Rays
San Jose Mercury News - 43 minutes ago
By JIM SEIMAS Outfielder Pat Burrell is off the free-agent market. The Boulder Creek native signed a two-year, $16-million deal with the Tampa Bay Rays on Monday afternoon.
Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup Boston Globe
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way MLB.com
Philadelphia Daily News - Washington Post - Chicago Tribune - Boston Herald
all 483 news articles



New York Daily News
Florida's go-to guy
Boston Globe - 2 hours ago
Surrounded at media day, Florida QB Tim Tebow is accustomed to being the center of attention. (Carlos Barria/Reuters) By Mark Blaudschun MIAMI - He is used to it now, the rock-star status that has prompted extra security this week as his Florida team ...
For Sooners, dubious starts with 'D' USA Today
Florida QB coach a two-fisted cell phone user CNN
Dallas Morning News - New York Daily News - Southtown Star - Tampa Bay's 10
all 1,220 news articles



Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 4 hours ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
USA Today - Newsweek - Bizjournals.com - The Associated Press
all 231 news articles



Fresh News
Nation's health spending rises, but not so much
San Jose Mercury News - 3 hours ago
By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows Los Angeles Times
Report: Health spending up Times Daily
Seattle Times - Reuters - USA Today
all 318 news articles



OverTheLimit.info
Obama’s Proposed HHS Secretary Supported Clinton Health Care Plan ...
CNSNews.com - 1 hour ago
By Matt Hadro (CNSNews.com) - Former Sen. Tom Daschle (DS.D.), President-Elect Barack Obama’s proposed secretary of Health and Human Services, not only voted for Hillary and Bill Clinton’s 1994 government-mandated health-care reform proposal -- he ...
Take Two Bailouts and Call Me in the Morning Washington Post
'Cover Florida' Health Care Plan Launched MSNBC
CNNMoney.com - Sun-Sentinel.com - Asheville Citizen-Times - New York Times
all 77 news articles



WELT ONLINE
Russian Gas Supply Via Ukraine Drops; Balkans Halted
Bloomberg - 57 minutes ago
By Daryna Krasnolutska and Rachel Graham Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Russian natural gas shipments to Europe through Ukraine plummeted and deliveries to the Balkans were halted at the Romanian border as a dispute over pricing led to the sixth day of supply ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen gas RussiaToday
Germany prepared for gas import shortfalls-industry Reuters
New York Times - Financial Times - The Associated Press - Deutsche Welle
all 1,709 news articles



Voice of America
CDR, at root of Richardson probe, is no stranger to suits
Los Angeles Times - 3 hours ago
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
Chicago Tribune - CNN International - FOXNews - Christian Science Monitor
all 2,585 news articles



New York Times
Bush to Protect Three Areas in Pacific
Washington Post - 2 hours ago
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments Los Angeles Times
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific The Associated Press
New York Times - USA Today - CNN International - BBC News
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