Dowcipy dnia
- Dlaczego soltys kupil zonie samochod bez silnika?
- Bo uwaza, z miejsce kobiety jest w domu!
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Kapitan linii United, juz emerytowany, opowiedzial te historie, ktora zdarzyla sie jego koledze w latach piecdziesiatych. Jego kolega byl FO (pierwszym oficerem, czyli drugim pilotem) i za dowodce mial pilota ze "starej szkoly", zionacego ogniem kapitana.
Sceneria zdarzen: raport przed wylotem, samolot Convair 540 Elko, lot do Las Vegas, Newada.
kapitan: "Nie dotykaj niczego, chyba z rozkaze." drugi pilot: "Tak jest, prosze pana." po polgodzinie lotu kapitan: "Jak to sie dzieje, z mamy predkosc tylko 140 wezlow?" drugi
pilot: "Och, czyzby zyczyl pan sobie schowac podwozie?"
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By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
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By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
India PM says Pakistan whipping up war hysteria
Mumbai attacks backed by official Pakistan agencies: Indian PM
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By DAVID JOLLY and ANDREW E. KRAMER PARIS - Russia’s gas price dispute with Ukraine began to entangle more of Europe on Tuesday, as the Bulgarian and Turkish authorities said that Russia had completely suspended their gas supplies and a Czech company ...
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BY STEPHANIE GASKELL The US opened a new $700 million, fortress-like embassy in Baghdad on Monday - signaling the start of new relations with a sovereign Iraq.
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Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
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OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
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By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
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By Alan Ohnsman and Mike Ramsey Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Toyota Motor Corp. and Honda Motor Co. said US sales plummeted by more than a third in December as the recession and weak consumer confidence ended annual gains for Japan’s two largest automakers ...
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Bernard L. Madoff, right, leaving Federal District Court in Manhattan on Monday. Mr. Madoff remains free on $10 million bail. By ALEX BERENSON Contending that Bernard L. Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members ...
Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says
Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules
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By V. Phani Kumar & Rosalind Mathieson HONG KONG (MarketWatch) -- Most Asian markets overcame volatility and mild selling pressure to close higher Tuesday despite a strong recent run and overnight losses on Wall Street, as investors continued to pin ...
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by John Moltz, Macworld.com (Editor’s Note: Due to the tight deadlines required for publication, Mr. Moltz’s column on the Macworld Expo Keynote was due several days before the event actually took place.
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture
Transparency becomes Apple
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One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts
Britney Spears's Twitter account hacked
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NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
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The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta
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Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
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The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network
Lions Gate Swallows TV Guide
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Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
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OSU had a shot, but Colt won
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AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal
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Groin injury could keep San Diego running back on the sidelines for Sunday's playoff game against Pittsburgh. Associated Press A groin injury suffered in the final regular-season game might force running back LaDainian Tomlinson to sit out the San ...
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By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
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By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007
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By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests.
Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME'
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By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
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Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts
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By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific
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Ron Edmonds / AP Whitman spoke at the Republican National Convention last September. She had campaigned for presidential candidate Sen. John McCain.
Whitman edges in on California governor race
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