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Financial Times
Israel 'expands Gaza offensive'
BBC News - 26 minutes ago
Israeli forces have widened their attacks in the Gaza Strip to include Khan Younis in the south, reports say. The fresh attack follow heavy fighting overnight near Gaza City in the north.
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Afghans Rally in Support of Palestinians Washington Post
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Boston Globe
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
Boston Globe - 58 minutes ago
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
New US Congress set to convene, focused on economy Reuters
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ITV.com
India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai
BBC News - 2 hours ago
Last November's Mumbai attack must have had support from some official agencies in Pakistan, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has said.
In Sharing Mumbai Findings, India Exhorts Pakistan to Act Washington Post
India PM says Pakistan whipping up war hysteria Reuters
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TVNZ
Russia supplies to south-east Europe halted
Reuters - 26 minutes ago
SOFIA (Reuters) - All Russian gas supplies via Ukraine to Bulgaria, Turkey, Greece and Macedonia were halted on Tuesday as a result of the Moscow-Kiev price row, Bulgaria's economy ministry said.
Video: Europe to monitor Ukrainian gas transit? RussiaToday
Gazprom Stops Balkan Gas Supplies Via Ukraine, Bulgaria Says Bloomberg
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BBC News
Sri Lanka TV station attacked
Aljazeera.net - 46 minutes ago
Around 15 attackers stormed the Maharaja Organisation's main studio near the capital Colombo early on Tuesday, before blowing up the master control room.
Police: Private TV channel in Sri Lanka attacked International Herald Tribune
Private TV station attacked in Sri Lanka: police AFP
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FOXNews
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Democrats Franken, Burris Won’t Claim US Senate Seats Today Bloomberg
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CTV.ca
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely
Boston Globe - 58 minutes ago
OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
POLITICS: Franken’s victory certified Atlanta Journal Constitution
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CTV.ca
No hiding the disappointment about Richardson
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Bill Richardson's decision to pull out of Obama's Cabinet hurts his standing as a Latino leader and the political causes he supports, analysts say.
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
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Los Angeles Times
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture
Los Angeles Times - 30 minutes ago
AP Steve Jobs, Apple Inc.'s CEO, explained his noticeably thinner appearance in recent weeks as the result of a hormone imbalance.
Jobs Health Still Concerns Investors Seeking Apple ‘Smart Guys’ Bloomberg
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs? BusinessWeek
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BBC News
Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s
Bloomberg - 53 minutes ago
By Alan Ohnsman and Mike Ramsey Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Toyota Motor Corp. and Honda Motor Co. said US sales plummeted by more than a third in December as the recession and weak consumer confidence ended annual gains for Japan’s two largest automakers ...
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota Hits The Brakes Forbes
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Boston Globe
Madoff sends valuables to family
BBC News - 44 minutes ago
US prosecutors have called for Bernard Madoff to be locked up until his trial after it emerged he had been sending valuables to family and friends.
Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says Bloomberg
Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules Houston Chronicle
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Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina Register
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Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show
CNNMoney.com - 3 hours ago
NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight PC World
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BBC News
Bush to create three marine monuments
Los Angeles Times - 31 minutes ago
A researcher counts fish near a coral reef at Palmyra Atoll, south of the Hawaiian Islands. The monument designations will ban most commercial fishing and will vastly limit recreational fishing, or fishing by indigenous people or researchers.
Bush to Protect Vast New Pacific Tracts New York Times
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument USA Today
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ABC News
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 1 hour ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury Los Angeles Times
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald
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Washington Post
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today
103000 on digital converter waiting list San Francisco Chronicle
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Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TVGuide.com
Los Angeles Times - 2 hours ago
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lions Gate Swallows TV Guide BusinessWeek
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million Reuters
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New York Times
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left
Atlanta Journal Constitution - 27 minutes ago
AP Colt McCoy passed for 414 yards and two touchdowns, the second to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds to play, to carry third-ranked Texas to a 24-21 win over No.
'Horns ride real McCoy Chicago Tribune
Fiesta Bowl winner Texas joins teams with No. 1 dreams Kansas City Star
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Washington Post
Carmelo Anthony suffers broken hand in Nuggets' victory
Los Angeles Times - 28 minutes ago
Denver forward continues playing after suffering the injury in the third quarter of the Nuggets' 135-115 win over Indiana. Team isn't sure how long he'll be out.
Anthony's injury a major blow Denver Post
Anthony injures hand Sports Network
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Bleacher Report
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal
Philadelphia Daily News - 24 minutes ago
By DAVID MURPHY When the Phillies host their first series at Citizens Bank Park in April, Pat Burrell likely will be in the lineup.
Rays close to landing Burrell MLB.com
Tampa Bay adds big bat in Burrell Chicago Tribune
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Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 2 hours ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
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Healthcare spending in US slows
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Though the nation continues to pay more for medical care, the growth rate is at its lowest in 10 years, a federal report says. By Noam N. Levey Reporting from Washington -- Healthcare spending in the US, already the highest in the industrialized world, ...
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters
Health-Care Outlays Climb at Slowest Rate in Years Wall Street Journal
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eFluxMedia
Health care: Still on the critical list
CNNMoney.com - 15 hours ago
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Take Two Bailouts and Call Me in the Morning Washington Post
Obama’s Health Care Resolutions Can’t Be Kept FOXNews
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New Zealand Herald
Obama picks Leon Panetta for CIA director
San Jose Mercury News - 44 minutes ago
By Frank Davies Leon Panetta, a Northern California political veteran who served 16 years in Congress and was President Clinton's budget director and chief of staff, is President-elect Barack Obama's surprise choice to be director of the Central ...
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Panetta Chosen As CIA Director Washington Post
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Washington Times
Proposition 8 backers attack Brown's efforts to keep gay marriage
Los Angeles Times - 8 hours ago
Proponents of a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage filed legal briefs today urging the California Supreme Court to reject the novel legal argument put forth last month by state Atty.
Prop. 8 proponents say Brown 'profoundly wrong' San Francisco Chronicle
California gay marriage battle turns to court role Reuters
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The Inquisitr
Former eBay chief Meg Whitman expected to run for governor
Sacramento Bee - 27 minutes ago
By Shane Goldmacher Meg Whitman, the former CEO of eBay, has resigned from three corporate boards, clearing the way for a 2010 run for California governor.
EBay's Whitman appears set to run for governor San Jose Mercury News
Ex-EBay chief Meg Whitman quits board seats Los Angeles Times
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