Dowcipy dnia
Ach, przychodzi baba do lekarza i mowi: - Panie doktorze, wszyscy mowia mi, z ja jestem nienormalna, lubie nalesniki.
- Alez skad, ja tez lubie naleniki - odpowiada lekarz.
- Och, to ja pana bardzo zapraszam, mam cala szafe nalesnikow.
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Dyrektor przyjal blondynke jako sekretarke i w pierwszym dniu pracy udziela jej instruktazu:
- Niech pani zapamieta, z nalezy trzy razy dodawac cyfry zanim przedstawi mi pani koncowa sume. Ona musi byc sprawdzona i pewna!
- Prosze, panie dyrektorze. To sumowalam nawet dziesiec razy.
- Znakomicie. Lubie takie sumienne sekretarki!
- A tu ma pan dziesiec wynikow.
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JERUSALEM (CNN) -- Any cease-fire in the Gaza conflict will require "clear and definitive action" to halt the smuggling of weapons and money into the Hamas-ruled Palestinian territory, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair said Tuesday.
Video: Gaza civilians braced for new attacks
Israel 'expands Gaza offensive'
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Bloomberg -
By Laura Litvan and Brian Faler Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- President-elect Barack Obama told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi he favors a price tag of about $775 billion for the US economic stimulus plan, a Democratic aide said.
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
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The Associated Press -
NEW DELHI (AP) - Pakistani authorities "must have had" a hand in the deadly Mumbai siege, India's prime minister said Tuesday, stopping just short of directly accusing Islamabad of aiding the gunmen.
Video: Singh: Pakistan Agency Had Hand in Attack
Indian PM points finger at Pakistan spy agency
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BBC News -
Gunmen armed with grenades have ransacked offices of the largest private TV broadcaster in Sri Lanka. The attack near Colombo followed some criticism in state media of the MBC group's coverage of recent army gains against Tamil Tiger rebels.
Sri Lanka seizes key rebel defense line in north
Private TV station attacked in Sri Lanka: police
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Xinhua -
KABUL, Jan. 6 (Xinhua) -- Three policemen and one cleric were killed by militants in two separate clashes in Taliban former stronghold Kandahar, officials said Tuesday.
Video: Pakistan's War: On the Front Line - 5 Jan 08 - Part 4
Afghan cleric shot to death in mosque
 New York Times |
New York Times -
By MARK MAZZETTI and CARL HULSE WASHINGTON - Leon E. Panetta, a former congressman and White House chief of staff, has been selected by President-elect Barack Obama to head the Central Intelligence Agency.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet
Panetta says his wife will run institute if he goes to CIA
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Los Angeles Times -
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others
Blinders not a good look for Burris; ambition in the way
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Wall Street Journal -
By BRAD HAYNES WASHINGTON -- The fate of two would-be senators remained unsettled as Congress prepared to resume business, presenting a quandary for Democratic leaders.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Democrat Is Winner in Recount of Minnesota Senate Race
 Washington Post |
Reuters -
By Mark Trevelyan LONDON, Jan 6 (Reuters) - Dire economic data underlined the severity of recession in Europe on Tuesday, while Toyota Motor Corp (7203.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota to Shut Factories for 11 Days
 BBC News |
Bloomberg -
By Ben Sills and Jurjen van de Pol Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Europe’s inflation rate fell to the lowest in more than two years in December as oil prices plunged and consumer spending slumped, increasing the scope for the European Central Bank to reduce ...
Euro-Zone Inflation Falls Below ECB Target
Euro weakens on rate cut evidence
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Bloomberg -
By Andrea Tan and Allan Lopez Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Logitech International SA, the biggest maker of computer mice, will cut 15 percent of its non- manufacturing jobs and withdrew its fiscal 2009 profit targets because of the deepening global recession.
Logitech cuts jobs, abandons targets
Logitech Chairman Urges Caution For 2009
 The Age |
InternetNews.com -
With Apple making its final appearance at the annual trade show, what will the future hold for the show? By Andy Patrizio: More stories by this author: Tuesday's upcoming Macworld conference and expo in San Francisco will be historical -- either as the ...
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs?
 Washington Post |
The Associated Press -
A cold front stretching from the Southeast to the Northeast was expected to trigger showers and thunderstorms early Tuesday, while heavy rain was expected in the Pacific Northwest.
Complex Storms Nasty Weather
Winter weather advisory in effect today
 Gadgetrepublic |
Washington Post -
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Twitter accounts of over 30 celebrities hacked
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
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New York Daily News -
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury
Travolta son died of seizure
 Washington Post |
Washington Post -
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
Analog TV Viewers In No Hurry To Redeem Digital Coupons
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
Los Angeles Times -
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Macrovision Finds New Deal for TV Guide Network
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million
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Newsweek -
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left
'Horns ride real McCoy
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San Jose Mercury News -
By JIM SEIMAS Outfielder Pat Burrell is off the free-agent market. The Boulder Creek native signed a two-year, $16-million deal with the Tampa Bay Rays on Monday afternoon.
Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way
 Boston Globe |
Boston Globe -
Surrounded at media day, Florida QB Tim Tebow is accustomed to being the center of attention. (Carlos Barria/Reuters) By Mark Blaudschun MIAMI - He is used to it now, the rock-star status that has prompted extra security this week as his Florida team ...
For Sooners, dubious starts with 'D'
Sooners’ Offense Is Like Something Gators’ Meyer Has Seen Before
 Newsweek |
New York Times -
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
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San Jose Mercury News -
By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows
Healthcare Spending Growth Slowed in 2007
 BBC News |
BBC News -
Many people are unaware that even smoking away from babies or pregnant women presents a risk, according to US research. Poisons in cigarette smoke can linger on fabrics or hair, but a survey of 1500 households found that fewer than half of smokers knew ...
Study warns about toxins from 'third-hand smoke'
Study warns of third-hand smoke
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Bloomberg -
By Daryna Krasnolutska and Rachel Graham Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Russian natural gas shipments to Europe through Ukraine plummeted and deliveries to the Balkans were halted at the Romanian border as a dispute over pricing led to the sixth day of supply ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen gas
Italy Not Concerned About Russia-Ukraine Gas Dispute
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Los Angeles Times -
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
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Washington Post -
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument
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