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Financial Times
Warnings Not Enough for Gaza Families
New York Times - 3 hours ago
By TAGHREED EL-KHODARY and ISABEL KERSHNER GAZA - The Samouni family knew they were in danger. They had been calling the Red Cross for two days, they said, begging to be taken out of Zeitoun, a poor area in eastern Gaza City that is considered a ...
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Gaza Crisis Could Create Openings Wall Street Journal
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Voice of America
Bipartisanship praised after economic stimulus meeting
CNN - 55 minutes ago
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Congressional leaders from both parties were optimistic Monday after meeting with President-elect Barack Obama to discuss his package of tax cuts and spending proposals aimed at reviving the beleaguered economy.
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
Write-Offs a Boon to Builders, Bankers Wall Street Journal
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WELT ONLINE
Pakistan 'knew of Mumbai plot'
Aljazeera.net - 40 minutes ago
A senior Indian government official has suggested that leading figures in the Pakistani establishment must have known of the plot to carry out last November's deadly attacks in Mumbai, and hinted that some may have actively supported it.
India Seeks Extraditions in Mumbai Siege New York Times
India hands Mumbai dossier to Pakistan to back extradition plea guardian.co.uk
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Times Online
Japanese whaler missing in Antarctic: officials
AFP - 1 hour ago
TOKYO (AFP) - A crew member on Japan's controversial whaling mission is believed to have fallen overboard in icy Antarctic Ocean waters, the fleet's operator said Tuesday.
Japanese whaler drowns in Southern Ocean Times Online
Japanese whaler presumed drowned in Southern Ocean Reuters
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Times Online
US Embassy in Iraq Largest, Most Expensive Ever
FOXNews - 6 hours ago
AP Jan. 5: US Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte, right, and Iraqi President Jalal Talabani look on during a ceremony marking the opening of the new US Embassy in Baghdad.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens AssociatedPress
New Baghdad Embassy Officially Opens AHN
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Boston Globe
Credentials of Burris Are Rejected by Senate
New York Times - 2 hours ago
Roland W. Burris talked to reporters at news conference at Midway Airport in Chicago on Monday before leaving for Washington. By CARL HULSE WASHINGTON - Senate officials on Monday rejected credentials offered on behalf of Roland W. Burris, ...
Video: Senate Seat Spectacle CBS
Blagojevich defies critics, names Burris to fill Senate seat USA Today
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guardian.co.uk
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
By Carol D. Leonnig and Michael D. Shear Weeks before President-elect Barack Obama chose New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson to head the Commerce Department, a small group of volunteers with ethics, tax and investigative expertise -- most of them lawyers ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
In Santa Fe, Staying Can Also Be Such Sweet Sorrow New York Times
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BBC News
Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes
Wall Street Journal - 46 minutes ago
By BRAD HAYNES WASHINGTON -- The fate of two would-be senators remained unsettled as Congress prepared to resume business, presenting a quandary for Democratic leaders.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Franken Win Certified, but Senate Will Delay Seating Washington Post
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Hormones? Steve Jobs Paints A Not-So-Clear Picture of Health
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
Steve Jobs, in 2007 (left) and last year, says a hormone imbalance has affected his weight. (AP) Comments that include profanity or personal attacks or other inappropriate comments or material will be removed from the site.
Experts tie pancreatic surgery to Jobs' weight San Francisco Chronicle
Surgery May Have Spurred Steve Jobs’s Weight Loss Bloomberg
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ABC News
Auto sales plunge again in December
CNNMoney.com - 3 hours ago
Sales of cars, trucks and SUVs all plummeted, capping the worst year for industrywide auto sales since 1992. By Chris Isidore, CNNMoney.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s Bloomberg
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New York Daily News
Madoff Sons Told Prosecutors of Jewelry, Lawyer Says
Bloomberg - 3 hours ago
By David Glovin Jan. 5 (Bloomberg) -- The sons of Bernard Madoff, who is accused of orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme, alerted prosecutors last week that their father mailed them jewelry, watches and other items in violation of an asset freeze, ...
Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked New York Times
Madoff sightings cause heads to turn Reuters
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CNET News
Yukon Ho! HP Launches Athlon Neo-Based dv2 Laptop
PC Magazine - 39 minutes ago
by Cisco Cheng Shortly after AMD announced the netbook-friendly Yukon platform at CES 2009, HP was the first out of the gate with a notebook including the new Athlon Neo processor, the HP Pavilion dv2.
New HP ultraportable first to use AMD Neo chip CNET News
HP's new lightweight Pavilion laptops light on wallet, too Computerworld
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DVICE
Hands On with the Atom-Powered HP Mini 2140
PC Magazine - 39 minutes ago
by Cisco Cheng The HP 2133 Mini-Note was and still is ahead of its time, design-wise, with an aluminum finish that made the original ASUS eeePC 4G look like an infant's toy.
First third-generation Netbook: HP Mini 2140 CNET News
CES: HP says new netbook can run for up to 8 hours between charges Computerworld
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Fresh News
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts
Computerworld - 4 hours ago
By Gregg Keizer January 5, 2009 (Computerworld) Hackers hijacked the Twitter accounts of more than 30 celebrities and organizations, including President-Elect Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Fox News, early on Monday, the company confirmed today.
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina Register
Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done PC World
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Telegraph.co.uk
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
USA Today - 27 minutes ago
By Leslie Cauley, USA TODAY The government's $1.34 billion coupon program for digital converter boxes ran out of money on Sunday.
103000 on digital converter waiting list San Francisco Chronicle
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Coupons Washington Post
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BBC News
People: Death of John Travolta son's is blamed on seizure
San Jose Mercury News - 42 minutes ago
By Tony Hicks Jett Travolta's body shows no sign of head trauma and his death certificate says he was killed by a "seizure," an undertaker said Monday, as the 16-year-old's celebrity parents prepared for a Florida funeral.
Scientologists clear up Travolta misconceptions MSNBC
Autopsy performed in Bahamas on Travolta's son Washington Post
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E! Online
Lindsay's Tired of Rumors Starting
Extra TV - 45 minutes ago
"Labor Pains" star Lindsay Lohan hit the web to take on rumors that she and deejay Samantha Ronson have split. "Little piece of TRUE information: we did NOT break up!
Lindsay Lohan Denies Split With Samantha Ronson People Magazine
Updated: Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Are Still Together Access Hollywood
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Canoe.ca
NCAA Game Summary - Ohio State vs. Texas
Sports Network - 28 minutes ago
Glendale, AZ (Sports Network) - Colt McCoy's 26-yard touchdown pass to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds remaining lifted third-ranked Texas to a 24-21 Fiesta Bowl win over No.
Texas rallies past Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta The Associated Press
Bests from the first half of the Fiesta Bowl The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com
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Bleacher Report
Assistant’s Insight Shapes Record Season
New York Times - 54 minutes ago
By THAYER EVANS Sam Bradford and the Sooners scored 60 or more points in five straight games thanks in part to Jay Norvell, an assistant offensive coordinator.
Tebow Downplays Sooners' Slights Tampa Tribune
Reaction to Oklahoma's rip on Tim Tebow Chicago Tribune
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Tampabay.com
Burrell, Rays Agree; Twins Owner Dies
Washington Post - 32 minutes ago
The Tampa Bay Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a two-year, $16 million contract with Burrell.
Burrell Brings Big Bat To Bolster Rays Tampa Tribune
Rays' resources limited after big signing MLB.com
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Health-Care Outlays Climb at Slowest Rate in Years
Wall Street Journal - 41 minutes ago
By VANESSA FUHRMANS and JANE ZHANG Health-care spending grew at its lowest rate in nearly a decade in 2007, but it continued to swallow an ever-bigger portion of US gross domestic product and family budgets, a new federal study shows.
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters
Health Spending Continues To Explode Forbes
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Newsweek
Vital Signs A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 40 minutes ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
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BBC News
CFS Linked to Childhood Trauma
WebMD - 4 hours ago
By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests.
Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked USA Today
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME' BBC News
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New Zealand Herald
Panetta Chosen as CIA Chief in Surprise Step
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By MARK MAZZETTI and CARL HULSE WASHINGTON - Leon E. Panetta, a former congressman and White House chief of staff, has been selected by President-elect Barack Obama to head the Central Intelligence Agency.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Obama picks former Clinton aide Panetta for CIA Reuters
San Francisco Chronicle - Austin American-Statesman - San Jose Mercury News - TIME
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Washington Times
Proposition 8 backers attack Brown's efforts to keep gay marriage
Los Angeles Times - 5 hours ago
Proponents of a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage filed legal briefs today urging the California Supreme Court to reject the novel legal argument put forth last month by state Atty.
Prop. 8 backers blast Calif. Attorney General The Associated Press
California gay marriage battle turns to court role Reuters
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Times Online
Obama’s Inauguration Fund-Raising Tops $24 Million
New York Times - 2 hours ago
By KATHARINE Q. SEELYE WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama has raised more than $24 million for his inauguration so far, much of it with single checks of $25000 or $50000 from executives from Silicon Valley, Wall Street and Hollywood as well as ...
Barack Obama theme seen as money in bank Boston Herald
For Obama, nothing looks easy Reuters
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