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ABC News
Israeli PM rejects EU request for temporary ceasefire
Xinhua - 35 minutes ago
JERUSALEM, Jan. 6 (Xinhua) -- Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on Tuesday rejected an European Union (EU) request for a 48-hour ceasefire in Gaza Strip, vowing to push ahead the offensive till security is restored to the south.
Video: Gaza civilians braced for new attacks RussiaToday
Four soldiers killed in Gaza friendly fire Jewish Telegraphic Agency
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Washington Post
Obama Said to Favor $775 Billion for Stimulus Plan
Bloomberg - 53 minutes ago
By Laura Litvan and Brian Faler Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- President-elect Barack Obama told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi he favors a price tag of about $775 billion for the US economic stimulus plan, a Democratic aide said.
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
New Englanders' inaugural party venue set Boston Globe
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CTV.ca
India: Pakistanis 'must have' backed Mumbai attack
The Associated Press - 36 minutes ago
NEW DELHI (AP) - Pakistani authorities "must have had" a hand in the deadly Mumbai siege, India's prime minister said Tuesday, stopping just short of directly accusing Islamabad of aiding the gunmen.
Video: Singh: Pakistan Agency Had Hand in Attack AssociatedPress
Indian PM points finger at Pakistan spy agency Times Online
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ABC News
Gunmen raid Sri Lanka TV station
BBC News - 1 hour ago
Gunmen armed with grenades have ransacked offices of the largest private TV broadcaster in Sri Lanka. The attack near Colombo followed some criticism in state media of the MBC group's coverage of recent army gains against Tamil Tiger rebels.
Sri Lanka seizes key rebel defense line in north The Associated Press
Private TV station attacked in Sri Lanka: police AFP
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ABC News
Militants kill cleric, 3 police in S Afghanistan
Xinhua - 43 minutes ago
KABUL, Jan. 6 (Xinhua) -- Three policemen and one cleric were killed by militants in two separate clashes in Taliban former stronghold Kandahar, officials said Tuesday.
Taliban kill two US 'spies' in Pakistan: official AFP
British forces check report on Afghan civilian deaths Reuters India
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MiamiHerald.com
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
Los Angeles Times - 5 hours ago
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Blinders not a good look for Burris; ambition in the way Chicago Sun-Times
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WELT ONLINE
Panetta says his wife will run institute if he goes to CIA
San Jose Mercury News - 2 hours ago
By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts San Francisco Chronicle
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Sydney Morning Herald
Democrat Is Winner in Recount of Minnesota Senate Race
New York Times - 9 hours ago
By KIRK JOHNSON ST. PAUL - Al Franken, the comedian who became a Democratic pundit and then a politician, won November’s election for the United States Senate by 225 votes out of 2.9 million cast, according to the finally completed recount results ...
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely Boston Globe
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Washington Post
TOPWRAP 3-European data grim, Toyota to halt output in Japan
Reuters - 54 minutes ago
By Mark Trevelyan LONDON, Jan 6 (Reuters) - Dire economic data underlined the severity of recession in Europe on Tuesday, while Toyota Motor Corp (7203.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Toyota to Shut Factories for 11 Days New York Times
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BBC News
European Inflation Rate Drops to Lowest in Two Years
Bloomberg - 45 minutes ago
By Ben Sills and Jurjen van de Pol Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Europe’s inflation rate fell to the lowest in more than two years in December as oil prices plunged and consumer spending slumped, increasing the scope for the European Central Bank to reduce ...
Euro-Zone Inflation Falls Below ECB Target Wall Street Journal
Euro weakens on rate cut evidence BBC News
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Washington Times
US Stock Futures Gain; GE, Bank of America Climb in Europe
Bloomberg - 29 minutes ago
By Daniela Silberstein Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- US stock-index futures gained as speculation that a stimulus package from President-elect Barack Obama will revive the economy overshadowed concern that reports today will show the recession deepened at the ...
Wall Street braces for reports CNNMoney.com
US Markets Down Slightly on Poor Auto Sales Data Washington Post
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WELT ONLINE
The prognosis for Apple's Steve Jobs: continuing conjecture
Los Angeles Times - 4 hours ago
AP Steve Jobs, Apple Inc.'s CEO, explained his noticeably thinner appearance in recent weeks as the result of a hormone imbalance.
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs? BusinessWeek
Transparency becomes Apple San Francisco Chronicle
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ABC News
Chinese government to Web companies: No porn allowed
CNET News - 3 hours ago
In what amounts to a thinly-veiled legal threat, the Chinese government has intensified its campaign against sexually-explicit Internet material by instructing companies including Google to curb the availability of pornography.
China cracks down on porn ZDNet
China raps Google for allowing 'vulgar' content San Francisco Chronicle
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Citizen
Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 4 hours ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Twitter accounts of over 30 celebrities hacked TopNews
Hackers hit Britney DotMusic.com
Register - United Press International - PC World - CNET News
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guardian.co.uk
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 4 hours ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury Los Angeles Times
Travolta son died of seizure Philadelphia Inquirer
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New York Daily News
Lindsay Lohan Denies Split With Samantha Ronson
People Magazine - 10 hours ago
By Mike Fleeman In a MySpace Celebrity Blog posting under "RUMORS," the actress writes, "Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!
Updated: Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Are Still Together Access Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Still Together TopNews
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ABC News
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
Washington Post - 5 hours ago
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
Analog TV Viewers In No Hurry To Redeem Digital Coupons MSNBC
FCC head visits city, talks digital conversion News Sentinel
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Washington Post
Texas rallies past Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl
Newsweek - 2 hours ago
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left Atlanta Journal Constitution
'Horns ride real McCoy Chicago Tribune
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Bleacher Report
Who: Tulsa vs. Ball State
Boston Globe - 3 hours ago
Mark Blaudschun's analysis: Ball State is still fuming after its loss to Buffalo in the MAC championship game ended its dreams of an unbeaten season.
Alumni pay for Gov's trip to Ball State bowl game Chicago Tribune
Age irrelevant for Ball State's Crawford, 32 News Sentinel
Hartford Courant - al.com - Ball State Daily News - Muncie Star Press
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Tampabay.com
Free-agent Burrell signs with Rays
San Jose Mercury News - 1 hour ago
By JIM SEIMAS Outfielder Pat Burrell is off the free-agent market. The Boulder Creek native signed a two-year, $16-million deal with the Tampa Bay Rays on Monday afternoon.
Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup Boston Globe
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way MLB.com
Philadelphia Daily News - Washington Post - Boston Herald - Chicago Tribune
all 487 news articles



Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 5 hours ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Teens Act Risky on Social Sites like MySpace TopNews
CNN - Newsweek - USA Today - WWLP 22News
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eFluxMedia
Nation's health spending rises, but not so much
San Jose Mercury News - 3 hours ago
By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows Los Angeles Times
Report: Health spending up Times Daily
ModernHealthcare.com - Seattle Times - Reuters
all 333 news articles



BBC News
Warning over 'third hand smoke'
BBC News - 39 minutes ago
Many people are unaware that even smoking away from babies or pregnant women presents a risk, according to US research. Poisons in cigarette smoke can linger on fabrics or hair, but a survey of 1500 households found that fewer than half of smokers knew ...
Study warns about toxins from 'third-hand smoke' CTV.ca
Study warns of third-hand smoke Xinhua
Chicago Tribune - Natural News.com - Telegraph.co.uk - KARK
all 76 news articles


Russian Gas Supply Via Ukraine Drops; Balkans Halted
Bloomberg - 28 minutes ago
By Daryna Krasnolutska and Rachel Graham Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Russian natural gas shipments to Europe through Ukraine plummeted and deliveries to the Balkans were halted at the Romanian border as a dispute over pricing led to the sixth day of supply ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen gas RussiaToday
Italy Not Concerned About Russia-Ukraine Gas Dispute CNNMoney.com
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ABC News
CDR, at root of Richardson probe, is no stranger to suits
Los Angeles Times - 4 hours ago
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
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BBC News
Bush to Protect Three Areas in Pacific
Washington Post - 3 hours ago
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments Los Angeles Times
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument USA Today
New York Times - The Associated Press - CNN International - BBC News
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