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- Stasek, cy twoj konicek kurzy fajke?
- Nie.
- No, to ci sie szopa pali.


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Fragment wywiadu jakiego Lepper udzielil izraelskiej gazecie:

"Lili Galili: Czy jest Pan antysemita?

Andrzej Lepper: Wcale nie. Wiem, z i takie rzeczy sie o mnie opowiada,
ale juz w 2001 r. wyrzucilem z partii czlonkow, ktorzy szerzyli
antysemityzm. Ja naprawde jestem czlowiekiem tolerancyjnym. Opowiem pani
historie, o ktorej jeszcze nigdy nie mowilem, poniewaz nie chce z niej
czerpac politycznej korzysci. Podczas II wojny swiatowej ?yd, ktory
ocalal od spalenia przez Niemcow, ukryl sie w piecu chlebowym niedaleko
domu moich rodzicow w miasteczku nad jednym z jezior na polnocy. Moja
matka codziennie nosila mu jedzenie, a w koncu zaniosla mu ubrania ojca,
ktory byl wtedy w wojsku. I ?yd zdolal uciec. Mialem wtedy cztery lata i
to pamietam [w rzeczywistosci Lepper urodzil sie 13 czerwca 1954 r."

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