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Do otoczonego przez ,,bialych'' sztabu dywizji dociera furmanka. Wychodzi jej na spotkanie komisarz Furmanow. Powozaca kobieta schodzi z kozla, sciaga chuste i oczom zdumionego komisarza ukazuje sie usmiechniety Pietka.
- Ale sie zamaskowales! - cmoka z uznaniem Furmanow.
- Ja to jeszcze nic - mowi Pietka skromnie - wyprzegajcie towarzysza dowodce!
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By Laura Litvan and Brian Faler Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- President-elect Barack Obama told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi he favors a price tag of about $775 billion for the US economic stimulus plan, a Democratic aide said.
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan
New Englanders' inaugural party venue set
 Financial Times |
BBC News -
Israeli forces have widened their attacks in the Gaza Strip to include Khan Younis in the south, reports say. The fresh attack follow heavy fighting overnight near Gaza City in the north.
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Death Toll Rises as Israeli Assault on Gaza Continues
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New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
Video: Singh: Pakistan Agency Had Hand in Attack
Pakistan Agencies Aided Mumbai Attack, Singh Says
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JERUSALEM (CNN) -- Any cease-fire in the Gaza conflict will require "clear and definitive action" to halt the smuggling of weapons and money into the Hamas-ruled Palestinian territory, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair said Tuesday.
Gaza solution is possible - Blair
Closing Gaza tunnels could bring quick ceasefire: Blair
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BBC News -
Gunmen armed with grenades have ransacked offices of the largest private TV broadcaster in Sri Lanka. The attack near Colombo followed some criticism in state media of the MBC group's coverage of recent army gains against Tamil Tiger rebels.
Sri Lanka seizes key rebel defense line in north
Private TV station attacked in Sri Lanka: police
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By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts
 Sydney Morning Herald |
Wall Street Journal -
By BRAD HAYNES WASHINGTON -- The fate of two would-be senators remained unsettled as Congress prepared to resume business, presenting a quandary for Democratic leaders.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Al Franken Likely to Win Minnesota Recount
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Chicago Sun-Times -
BY MARY MITCHELL Sun-Times Columnist Roland Burris, the man who would be the second senator from Illinois, is practically giddy. I watched his exchange with reporters as he prepared to head to Washington, DC, and it reminded me of the last time I saw ...
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
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Reuters -
By Mark Trevelyan LONDON, Jan 6 (Reuters) - Dire economic data underlined the severity of recession in Europe on Tuesday, while Toyota Motor Corp (7203.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota to Shut Factories for 11 Days
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Bloomberg -
By Ben Sills and Jurjen van de Pol Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Europe’s inflation rate fell to the lowest in more than two years in December as oil prices plunged and consumer spending slumped, increasing the scope for the European Central Bank to reduce ...
Euro-Zone Inflation Falls Below ECB Target
Euro falls, Bunds steady after EZ inflation plunges
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New York Times -
Bernard L. Madoff, right, leaving Federal District Court in Manhattan on Monday. Mr. Madoff remains free on $10 million bail. By ALEX BERENSON Contending that Bernard L. Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members ...
Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says
Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules
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Los Angeles Times -
AP Steve Jobs, Apple Inc.'s CEO, explained his noticeably thinner appearance in recent weeks as the result of a hormone imbalance.
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs?
Transparency becomes Apple
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Washington Post -
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Twitter accounts of over 30 celebrities hacked
Hackers hit Britney
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CNET News -
In what amounts to a thinly-veiled legal threat, the Chinese government has intensified its campaign against sexually-explicit Internet material by instructing companies including Google to curb the availability of pornography.
China cracks down on porn
China raps Google for allowing 'vulgar' content
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New York Daily News -
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury
Video: Official cause of Jett Travolta’s death listed as “seizure”
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People Magazine -
By Mike Fleeman In a MySpace Celebrity Blog posting under "RUMORS," the actress writes, "Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!
Updated: Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Are Still Together
Lohan, Ronson may have split after public spats
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Washington Post -
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
Analog TV Viewers In No Hurry To Redeem Digital Coupons
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
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Newsweek -
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left
'Horns ride real McCoy
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By JIM SEIMAS Outfielder Pat Burrell is off the free-agent market. The Boulder Creek native signed a two-year, $16-million deal with the Tampa Bay Rays on Monday afternoon.
Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way
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Boston Globe -
Surrounded at media day, Florida QB Tim Tebow is accustomed to being the center of attention. (Carlos Barria/Reuters) By Mark Blaudschun MIAMI - He is used to it now, the rock-star status that has prompted extra security this week as his Florida team ...
For Sooners, dubious starts with 'D'
Sooners’ Offense Is Like Something Gators’ Meyer Has Seen Before
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New York Times -
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Teens Act Risky on Social Sites like MySpace
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San Jose Mercury News -
By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows
Report: Health spending up
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Reuters -
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 19-year-old woman has died of the H5N1 bird flu virus in Beijing, the Beijing Municipal Bureau and Hong Kong's government said on Tuesday.
Vietnam girl tests positive for bird flu: health officials
New bird flu cases revive fears of human pandemic
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Bloomberg -
By Daryna Krasnolutska and Rachel Graham Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Russian natural gas shipments to Europe through Ukraine plummeted and deliveries to the Balkans were halted at the Romanian border as a dispute over pricing led to the sixth day of supply ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen gas
Italy Not Concerned About Russia-Ukraine Gas Dispute
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By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
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Washington Post -
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument
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