Dowcipy dnia
Blondynka wraca z randki z placzem.
Mama pyta:
- Co sie stalo?
- On mnie rzucil - mowi blondynka - i stwierdzil, z nie umiem tego, czego on ode mnie oczekuje.
Na to mama pokiwala glowa i zaczela corce opowiadac o ptaszkach, pieskach i o tym, co i jak one ze soba moga robic.
- Nie, mamo - mowi corka - pieprzyc sie i obciagac to ja umiem koncertowo! Jemu chodzi o to, z nie umiem gotowac!!!
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BBC News -
The conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved, former UK prime minister Tony Blair has insisted. Mr Blair, now a Middle East envoy, said there was a "basis" for an immediate ceasefire if the supply of arms into Gaza from Egypt was halted.
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Death Toll Rises as Israeli Assault on Gaza Continues
 ITV.com |
Bloomberg -
By Daryna Krasnolutska and Rachel Graham Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Russian natural gas shipments to Europe through Ukraine plummeted and deliveries to the Balkans were halted at the Romanian border as a dispute over pricing led to the sixth day of supply ...
Video: Ukraine to make up for stolen European gas
Gazprom Dispute Entangles Europe
 CTV.ca |
New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India accused unspecified official agencies in Pakistan on Tuesday of supporting the gunmen who struck in Mumbai in late November, according to news reports.
Video: Singh: Pakistan Agency Had Hand in Attack
India: Pakistanis "must have" backed Mumbai attack
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AllAfrica.com -
Pretoria - Foreign Affairs Minister, Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma will on Tuesday depart to Ghana where she will represent South Africa during the inauguration ceremony of President-elect, Professor Atta Mills.
Ghana Gets It Right
Kufuor thrills Mills at Jubilee House
 BBC News |
AFP -
COLOMBO (AFP) - Sri Lankan troops were battling Tuesday to flush out Tamil Tigers from the Jaffna peninsula after taking the rebels' political headquarters in the northern mainland, the military said.
4073 LTTE cadres killed in ongoing battles: Lankan Army
[ANN]Victory in Sri Lanka has to be for all
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Chicago Sun-Times -
BY MARY MITCHELL Sun-Times Columnist Roland Burris, the man who would be the second senator from Illinois, is practically giddy. I watched his exchange with reporters as he prepared to head to Washington, DC, and it reminded me of the last time I saw ...
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
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Boston Globe -
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan
New US Congress set to convene, focused on economy
 New York Daily News |
MSNBC -
Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of Minnesota's race for the US Senate, but the matter is far from over. Franken strengthened his lead in the recount to 225 votes over Republican incumbent Norm Coleman.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes
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New York Times -
By MARTIN FACKLER TOKYO - Toyota Motor will idle its plants in Japan for 11 days in February and March to reduce output in the face of steeply declining global vehicle sales, the company said Tuesday.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota Extends Production Halt, Announces Further Output Cuts
 stv.tv |
Bloomberg -
By Ben Sills and Jurjen van de Pol Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Europe’s inflation rate fell to the lowest in more than two years in December as oil prices plunged and consumer spending slumped, increasing the scope for the European Central Bank to reduce ...
Euro falls, Bunds steady after EZ inflation plunges
Euro zone inflation plunges to 1.6 pct in Dec
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Wall Street Journal -
By PATRICIA JIAYI HO BEIJING -- General Motors Corp.'s flagship passenger vehicle joint venture in China posted its first decline in sales in 2008, a lackluster year for the US auto maker's local operations as overall sales growth slowed sharply.
China's Dongfeng Motor leads GM in 2008 car sales
GM says China '08 sales up 6 pct but growth slows
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Los Angeles Times -
AP Steve Jobs, Apple Inc.'s CEO, explained his noticeably thinner appearance in recent weeks as the result of a hormone imbalance.
Transparency becomes Apple
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs?
 Product Reviews |
Washington Post -
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
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BBC News -
By Mark Ward The global economic downturn has not put many people off attending this week's Consumer Electronics Show. About 130000 people are expected to travel to Las Vegas for the show.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year!
Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show
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New York Daily News -
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
Travolta's son said to have died of seizure, not head injury
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta
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MSNBC -
By Richard Mullins At least one thing is becoming clear about the digital TV transition just a month away. People in the Tampa Bay area are a lot better at ordering government coupons to buy TV converter boxes than they are at using them.
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started
Los Angeles Times -
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million
Lionsgate Makes Surprise Purchase of TV Guide Network
 Seattle Post Intelligencer |
Newsweek -
Colt McCoy leads the way as No. 3 Texas rallies past No. 10 Ohio State 24-21 in Fiesta Bowl By ANDREW BAGNATO AP College Football Writer | AP Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left
'Horns ride real McCoy
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Boston Globe -
AP / January 6, 2009 The Rays added a big bat to the middle of their lineup, agreeing yesterday on a $16 million, two-year contract with Burrell.
Hot Stove roundup: Rays leading way
Tampa Bay signs Burrell to 2-year, $16 million deal
 Boston Globe |
Boston Globe -
Surrounded at media day, Florida QB Tim Tebow is accustomed to being the center of attention. (Carlos Barria/Reuters) By Mark Blaudschun MIAMI - He is used to it now, the rock-star status that has prompted extra security this week as his Florida team ...
For Sooners, dubious starts with 'D'
Florida QB coach a two-fisted cell phone user
 Newsweek |
New York Times -
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
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San Jose Mercury News -
By KEVIN FREKING AP Writer WASHINGTON—Health care continued to take up a greater share of the economy in 2007, as spending on hospitals, doctors and other services increased 6.1 percent to $2.2 trillion.
Healthcare spending in US slows
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007
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Reuters -
HONG KONG, Jan 6 (Reuters) - A 19-year-old woman has died of the H5N1 bird flu virus in Beijing, the Beijing Municipal Bureau and Hong Kong's government said on Tuesday.
Vietnam girl tests positive for bird flu: health officials
New bird flu cases revive fears of human pandemic
 New Zealand Herald |
San Jose Mercury News -
By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet
Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts
 guardian.co.uk |
Los Angeles Times -
By William Heisel The Beverly Hills financial advisory firm at the center of the investigation that derailed New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's hopes of becoming commerce secretary has had a series of run-ins with federal and state agencies -- and a ...
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame
 TVNZ |
Washington Post -
By Juliet Eilperin President Bush will create three new marine national monuments in the Pacific Ocean today, according to his top aides, a move that will help preserve sprawling sea and island ecosystems and cement the one aspect of his legacy that ...
Bush to create three marine monuments
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific
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