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artysta chwyta za grzywe najwiekszego lwa, wklada swa glowe do jego paszczy, a potem jak gdyby nigdy nic wyciaga z kieszeni wloczke i zaczyna robic na drutach. Po jakims czasie wyjmuje swa glowe z paszczy lwa i pokazuje publicznosci zrobiony na drutach szalik. Publicznosc jest zachwycona, na arene sypia sie kwiaty.
- Dziekuje - mowi artysta. - A moz ktos z panstwa potrafilby to zrobic? Z trzeciego rzedu wstaje jakas babcia i wola:
- Ja! Z wloczki nie takie rzeczy juz robilam!
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New York Times -
By TAGHREED EL-KHODARY and ISABEL KERSHNER GAZA - The Samouni family knew they were in danger. They had been calling the Red Cross for two days, they said, begging to be taken out of Zeitoun, a poor area in eastern Gaza City that is considered a ...
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Israeli Troops, Hamas Militants Clash in Gaza City
 GulfNews |
Washington Post -
By Paul Kane, Lori Montgomery and Shailagh Murray President-elect Barack Obama arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday and immediately set to work reassuring skeptical Republicans about his massive economic stimulus package -- part of a campaign that earned ...
Video: Obama: Economy 'bad and Getting Worse'
Obama Pushes for Stimulus on Capitol Hill
 BBC News |
New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Calling the Mumbai terrorist attacks a “conspiracy” hatched on Pakistani soil, India on Monday handed Pakistan what it said was the first comprehensive evidence linking them to Pakistan and demanded that ...
India hands Mumbai dossier to Pakistan to back extradition plea
India turns over Mumbai info to Pakistan
 Voice of America |
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AP Jan. 5: US Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte, right, and Iraqi President Jalal Talabani look on during a ceremony marking the opening of the new US Embassy in Baghdad.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens
US opens world's largest foreign mission in Iraq
 Ynetnews |
Ha'aretz -
By Yoav Stern, Haaretz Correspondent Observers in both Lebanon and Israel are starting to think that some kind of escalation along the Lebanese border is likely if the military operation in Gaza continues.
Hamas can't match Hezbollah in fighting Israel
Israeli envoy denies Obama factor in Gaza offensive
 Globe and Mail |
Bloomberg -
By David Glovin Jan. 5 (Bloomberg) -- The sons of Bernard Madoff, who is accused of orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme, alerted prosecutors last week that their father mailed them jewelry, watches and other items in violation of an asset freeze, ...
Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked
US govt to NY judge: Jail Madoff without bail
 CTV.ca |
San Jose Mercury News -
By Frank Davies In this Sept. 27, 1996 file photo, then-White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta talks to reporters on Capitol Hill in Washington.
Video: Obama Fills Key Intelligence Positions
Obama's choice of Panetta to lead CIA suggests shake-up is coming
 Washington Times |
New York Times -
By JOHN M. BRODER WASHINGTON - President Bush will designate vast tracts of American-controlled Pacific Ocean islands, reefs, surface waters and sea floor as marine national monuments on Tuesday, limiting fishing, mining, oil exploration or other ...
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument
Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific
 ABC News |
CNNMoney.com -
Sales of cars, trucks and SUVs all plummeted, capping the worst year for industrywide auto sales since 1992. By Chris Isidore, CNNMoney.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Bleak US sales in December cap a grim year for automakers
 Sydney Morning Herald |
Los Angeles Times -
By Shari Roan Pancreatic cancer has a dismal survival rate, surely one reason the business world has been abuzz in recent weeks over the gaunt appearance of Apple Inc. Chief Executive Steve Jobs.
Mac fans wish Steve Jobs well
Why Jobs' health woes go to the core of Apple
 The Money Times |
Reuters -
By Elaine Lies TOKYO, Jan 6 (Reuters) - Japan's Nikkei average rose 1.1 percent on Tuesday, the first full trading day of 2009, as Canon Inc (7751.
Japanese 10-Year Bonds Fall a 2nd Day as Stock Gains Sap Demand
Japan Hot Stocks-Nomura, Toshiba, Dowa Holdings, exporters
 Product Reviews |
Reuters -
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp sold 28 million units worldwide of its Xbox 360 video game console through the end of 2008, expanding the Xbox's lead over rival Sony Corp's PlayStation 3 console in worldwide unit sales, the company said on ...
Early returns show strong holiday video game console sales
Xbox 360 sales top 8 million in Europe
 AFP |
Computerworld -
By Gregg Keizer January 5, 2009 (Computerworld) Hackers hijacked the Twitter accounts of more than 30 celebrities and organizations, including President-Elect Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Fox News, early on Monday, the company confirmed today.
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
Spears, Obama hit by Twitter tampering
 Boston Globe |
Reuters -
By Gabriel Madway SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Even amid the flash and sizzle of the world's premier showcase for consumer electronics, the reality of the economic recession will be hard to ignore.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year!
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight
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MSNBC -
By Courtney Hazlett Bahamian officials determined it was a seizure that caused Jett Travolta’s sudden death, but there have been a number of outspoken critics of Scientology claiming that the church’s practices might have played a part in how the ...
Death certificate: Travolta son killed by seizure
Autopsy performed in Bahamas on Travolta's son
 ABC News |
Reuters -
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Medium" star Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her husband, actor Thomas Jane, citing "irreconcilable differences," according to court records made public on Monday.
Patricia Arquette Files for Divorce
Patricia Arquette files for divorce
 New York Times |
Entertainment Weekly -
The Producers Guild listed The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Frost/Nixon, Milk, and Slumdog Millionaire as their five nominees today, further sharpening this year's Oscar race.
Producers Guild of America nominations = Oscars' front-runners
Hollywood producers unveil best film nominees
 Seattle Post Intelligencer |
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by Pete Fiutak There's a long, long, looooong time between the end of the regular season and the BCS Championship Game. It's been over a month since Florida and Oklahoma each won their respective conference title games, and while that allows time for ...
BCS Title Game: Harvin Is Ready to Go
Florida's Harvin says ankle 90 percent healed
 TVNZ |
New York Times -
By JOE LAPOINTE The last time Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce saw Philadelphia Eagles running back Brian Westbrook in person, the green numerals on the back of Westbrook’s No.
Stopping Westbrook top job for Giants
Eagles clicking at just the right time
 The Associated Press |
MLB.com -
By Carrie Muskat / MLB.com CHICAGO -- The Cubs have apparently found their left-handed bat for the middle of the order. Switch-hitter Milton Bradley is expected in Chicago later this week to undergo a physical, and if all goes well, ...
AP Source: Bradley, Cubs agree to $30M, 3-yr deal
Sources: Cubs, Bradley agree to 3-year, $30M deal
 Newsweek |
Washington Post -
By Serena Gordon MONDAY, Jan. 5 (HealthDay News) -- More than half of teens who use the social networking site MySpace have posted information about sexual behavior, substance abuse or violence, new research shows.
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
Kids reveal a lot about themselves online
 AFP |
USA Today -
By Liz Szabo, USA TODAY Suffering a trauma could predispose children to chronic fatigue syndrome as adults, a study shows. In a report in today's Archives of General Psychiatry, researchers found that 62% of adults with chronic fatigue had suffered a ...
CFS Linked to Childhood Trauma
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME'
 eFluxMedia |
CNNMoney.com -
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Obama’s Health Care Resolutions Can’t Be Kept
Medicare for all, a needed change
 ABC News |
Reuters -
By Thomas Ferraro WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid yielded to Republican threats and agreed on Monday not to immediately seat fellow Democrat Al Franken, whose razor-close victory in Minnesota faces legal challenges.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Franken Reacts to Canvassing Board Decision
 CTV.ca |
FOXNews -
New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson insists he will be cleared of wrongdoing in a federal investigation, after withdrawing his nomination for commerce secretary in Barack Obama's administration.
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
NM gov. backed down over pay-to-play probe
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Los Angeles Times -
Her resignation from the boards of EBay, Procter & Gamble and Dreamworks SKG fuels speculation that she's planning a run for California governor.
eBay's Whitman appears set to run for governor
AP source: Ex-eBay CEO to run for Calif. governor
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