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Mlody wielblad pyta ojca - wielblada:
- Tato, dlaczego mamy takie brzydkie kopytka, a koniki maja takie ladne?
- Widzisz, my chodzimy w karawanie i dlatego mamy takie a nie inne kopytka, zby nie zakopac sie po kolana w piachu.
- Tato, a dlaczego mamy taka brzydka, skudlona siersc, a koniki maja taka sliczna, blyszczaca?
- Widzisz, my chodzimy w karawanie, a na pustyni w nocy jest -10 stopni, w dzien +40 stopni, i taka siersc chroni nas przed takimi skokami temperatur.
- Tato, a dlaczego mamy te dwa garbu na grzbiecie, a koniki maja taki gladki?
- Widzisz, my chodzimy w karawanie i w tych garbach magazynujemy tluszcz i wode, zby nie zginac na pustyni z glodu i pragnienia.
Na to wszystko mlody wielblad:
- Tato a na ch.. nam to wszystko, kiedy mieszkamy w ZOO?!
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BBC News -
Israeli troops have clashed with Palestinian militants on the edge of Gaza City on the third night of Israel's ground assault on Gaza.
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Warnings Not Enough for Gaza Families
 ABC News |
Washington Post -
By Paul Kane, Lori Montgomery and Shailagh Murray President-elect Barack Obama arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday and immediately set to work reassuring skeptical Republicans about his massive economic stimulus package -- part of a campaign that earned ...
Video: Obama: Economy 'bad and Getting Worse'
Obama Pushes for Stimulus on Capitol Hill
 WELT ONLINE |
New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Calling the Mumbai terrorist attacks a “conspiracy” hatched on Pakistani soil, India on Monday handed Pakistan what it said was the first comprehensive evidence linking them to Pakistan and demanded that ...
India hands Mumbai dossier to Pakistan to back extradition plea
India turns over Mumbai info to Pakistan
 Times Online |
FOXNews -
AP Jan. 5: US Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte, right, and Iraqi President Jalal Talabani look on during a ceremony marking the opening of the new US Embassy in Baghdad.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens
US opens world's largest foreign mission in Iraq
 BBCSerbian.com |
Christian Science Monitor -
By Nicole Itano | Correspondent of The Christian Science Monitor ATHENS - The shooting of a Greek policeman Monday escalates a simmering conflict between police and leftist groups - and raises new concern over a resurgence of the militant left in a ...
Policeman wounded in Athens gun attack
Greek riot policeman shot; extremist group suspected
 Sydney Morning Herald |
New York Times -
By KIRK JOHNSON ST. PAUL - Al Franken, the comedian who became a Democratic pundit and then a politician, won November’s election for the United States Senate by 225 votes out of 2.9 million cast, according to the finally completed recount results ...
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Senate Democrats put off plans to seat Franken
 Los Angeles Times |
CNN International -
By KC Wildmoon (CNN) -- US President George W. Bush on Tuesday will designate nine sites in three areas of the central Pacific as marine national monuments, White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said Monday.
Bush to Protect Vast New Pacific Tracts
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument
 Washington Times |
San Francisco Chronicle -
(01-05) 18:27 PST SAN FRANCISCO -- State Attorney General Jerry Brown was "profoundly wrong" and "invented an entirely new theory" when he urged the California Supreme Court to invalidate Proposition 8's same-sex marriage ban because voters can't be ...
California gay marriage battle turns to court role
Prop. 8 backers take on AG's gay-marriage argument
 Boston Globe |
CNNMoney.com -
Sales of cars, trucks and SUVs all plummeted, capping the worst year for industrywide auto sales since 1992. By Chris Isidore, CNNMoney.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Toyota, Honda US Slump Ends Gains Dating to Mid-90s
 ABC News |
Los Angeles Times -
By Shari Roan Pancreatic cancer has a dismal survival rate, surely one reason the business world has been abuzz in recent weeks over the gaunt appearance of Apple Inc. Chief Executive Steve Jobs.
Mac fans wish Steve Jobs well
Surgery May Have Spurred Steve Jobs’s Weight Loss
Washington Post -
By Philip P. Pan MOSCOW, Jan. 5 -- Russia said Monday that it is sharply reducing the amount of natural gas it ships to Europe through Ukraine, deepening its fuel embargo of the former Soviet republic as supply disruptions spread to other countries and ...
Video: Europe to monitor Ukrainian gas transit?
EU Forced To Tread Softly Around Russia-Ukraine Gas Dispute
 ITProPortal |
Computerworld -
By Gregg Keizer January 5, 2009 (Computerworld) Hackers hijacked the Twitter accounts of more than 30 celebrities and organizations, including President-Elect Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Fox News, early on Monday, the company confirmed today.
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
Spears, Obama hit by Twitter tampering
Reuters -
By Gabriel Madway SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Even amid the flash and sizzle of the world's premier showcase for consumer electronics, the reality of the economic recession will be hard to ignore.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year!
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight
 AFP |
Ars Technica -
By Jacqui Cheng | Published: January 05, 2009 - 11:03AM CT Forget the set-top box—Netflix is going straight to the TV, no Roku or Xbox 360 required.
Netflix streaming comes to LG HDTVs
LG to unveil netflixed HDTVs
 Times Online |
The Associated Press -
FREEPORT, Bahamas (AP) - Jett Travolta's body shows no sign of head trauma and his death certificate says he was killed by a seizure, an undertaker said Monday, after doctors performed an autopsy on the 16-year-old son of the US actor.
Autopsy performed in Bahamas on Travolta's son
Biographer: Family man John Travolta will persevere after death of ...
 E! Online |
Reuters -
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Medium" star Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her husband, actor Thomas Jane, citing "irreconcilable differences," according to court records made public on Monday.
Patricia Arquette Files for Divorce
Patricia Arquette files for divorce
 Entertainment Weekly |
Entertainment Weekly -
The Producers Guild listed The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Frost/Nixon, Milk, and Slumdog Millionaire as their five nominees today, further sharpening this year's Oscar race.
Producers Guild of America nominations = Oscars' front-runners
Hollywood producers unveil best film nominees
 Bleacher Report |
New York Times -
By BEN SHPIGEL The logjam of free-agent outfielders finally showed signs of breaking Monday. Pat Burrell signed with the Tampa Bay Rays, and Milton Bradley has apparently decided to play for the Chicago Cubs.
Bradley to travel to Chicago
AP Source: Bradley, Cubs agree to $30M, 3-yr deal
 Albany Times Union |
Sports Network -
New York, NY (Sports Network) - Henrik Lundqvist made 27 saves for his first shutout of the season as the New York Rangers dropped the struggling Pittsburgh Penguins, 4-0, at Madison Square Garden.
Lundqvist picks up 20th as Rangers top Pens 4-0
Henrik Lundqvist shuts out Pens in 4-0 win
 CharlotteObserver.com |
MLB.com -
By Bill Chastain / MLB.com ST. PETERSBURG -- Pat Burrell appears to be close to becoming the power bat the Rays have been looking to land.
Rays sign Burrell to two-year deal
Rays,Burrell agree to 2 year deal.
 Newsweek |
Washington Post -
By Serena Gordon MONDAY, Jan. 5 (HealthDay News) -- More than half of teens who use the social networking site MySpace have posted information about sexual behavior, substance abuse or violence, new research shows.
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
New Study: Teens On MySpace, Facebook Engage In Risky Behavior
 OverTheLimit.info |
CNNMoney.com -
Last year: The cost of providing health insurance to employees continued to skyrocket, jumping by an average of 5.7% per employee after a 6.1% hike in 2007, according to a study by consulting firm Mercer.
Obama’s Health Care Resolutions Can’t Be Kept
Medicare for all, a needed change
 AFP |
WebMD -
By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests.
Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME'
 ABC News |
Bloomberg -
By David Glovin Jan. 5 (Bloomberg) -- The sons of Bernard Madoff, who is accused of orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme, alerted prosecutors last week that their father mailed them jewelry, watches and other items in violation of an asset freeze, ...
Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked
Madoff sightings cause heads to turn
 ABC News |
FOXNews -
New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson insists he will be cleared of wrongdoing in a federal investigation, after withdrawing his nomination for commerce secretary in Barack Obama's administration.
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination
NM gov. backed down over pay-to-play probe
 Javno.hr |
Los Angeles Times -
Her resignation from the boards of EBay, Procter & Gamble and Dreamworks SKG fuels speculation that she's planning a run for California governor.
eBay's Whitman appears set to run for governor
AP source: Ex-eBay CEO to run for Calif. governor
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