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Na przyjeciu chlopak proponuje blondynce:
- Moz porozmawiamy?
- Och, nie! Jestem taka zmeczona... Moz lepiej zatanczymy?
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- Janie!
- Slucham Pana.
- Czy mozsz przysunac tu fortepian?
- Tak Panie. Bedzie Pan gral?
- Nie, ale zostawilem tam cygaro.
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BBC News -
Israeli troops have clashed with Palestinian militants on the edge of Gaza City on the third night of Israel's ground assault on Gaza.
Video: Notebook: Gaza
Warnings Not Enough for Gaza Families
 GulfNews |
Washington Post -
By Paul Kane, Lori Montgomery and Shailagh Murray President-elect Barack Obama arrived on Capitol Hill yesterday and immediately set to work reassuring skeptical Republicans about his massive economic stimulus package -- part of a campaign that earned ...
Video: Obama: Economy 'bad and Getting Worse'
Obama Pushes for Stimulus on Capitol Hill
 ABC News |
New York Times -
By SOMINI SENGUPTA and JEREMY KAHN NEW DELHI - Calling the Mumbai terrorist attacks a “conspiracy” hatched on Pakistani soil, India on Monday handed Pakistan what it said was the first comprehensive evidence linking them to Pakistan and demanded that ...
India hands attack evidence to Pakistan
India hands Mumbai dossier to Pakistan to back extradition plea
 Voice of America |
FOXNews -
AP Jan. 5: US Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte, right, and Iraqi President Jalal Talabani look on during a ceremony marking the opening of the new US Embassy in Baghdad.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens
US opens world's largest foreign mission in Iraq
 guardian.co.uk |
Christian Science Monitor -
By Nicole Itano | Correspondent of The Christian Science Monitor ATHENS - The shooting of a Greek policeman Monday escalates a simmering conflict between police and leftist groups - and raises new concern over a resurgence of the militant left in a ...
Guns 'link several Greek attacks'
Gunmen in Greece Attack Policemen
 BBC News |
New York Times -
By KIRK JOHNSON ST. PAUL - Al Franken, the comedian who became a Democratic pundit and then a politician, won November’s election for the United States Senate by 225 votes out of 2.9 million cast, according to the finally completed recount results ...
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling'
Senate Democrats put off plans to seat Franken
 New Zealand Herald |
San Jose Mercury News -
By LARRY PARSONS - MEDIANEWS Leon Panetta, former congressman from Monterey, former White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton, is Obama's choice to head the CIA.
Video: Obama Fills Key Intelligence Positions
Obama's choice of Panetta to lead CIA suggests shake-up is coming
 New York Times |
New York Times -
Roland W. Burris talked to reporters at news conference at Midway Airport in Chicago on Monday before leaving for Washington. By CARL HULSE WASHINGTON - Senate officials on Monday rejected credentials offered on behalf of Roland W. Burris, ...
Video: Burris Says Senate Appointment Is Legal
Burris: 'I am the legally-appointed senator'
 ABC News |
CNNMoney.com -
Sales of cars, trucks and SUVs all plummeted, capping the worst year for industrywide auto sales since 1992. By Chris Isidore, CNNMoney.
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales
Bleak US sales in December cap a grim year for automakers
Los Angeles Times -
By Shari Roan Pancreatic cancer has a dismal survival rate, surely one reason the business world has been abuzz in recent weeks over the gaunt appearance of Apple Inc. Chief Executive Steve Jobs.
Mac fans wish Steve Jobs well
Surgery May Have Spurred Steve Jobs’s Weight Loss
New York Times -
By ANDREW E. KRAMER MOSCOW - Gazprom, the Russian gas monopoly, on Monday reduced deliveries of gas for transit through Ukraine to Western European customers, saying that it was seeking to make up for gas stolen by Ukraine.
Video: Europe to monitor Ukrainian gas transit?
Putin Orders Cut in Gas Sent Via Ukraine as Disruptions Spread
 United Press International |
Computerworld -
By Gregg Keizer January 5, 2009 (Computerworld) Hackers hijacked the Twitter accounts of more than 30 celebrities and organizations, including President-Elect Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Fox News, early on Monday, the company confirmed today.
Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
Spears, Obama hit by Twitter tampering
 PC World |
PC World -
From multi-display laptops, HDTVs wired for broadband, to Blu-ray players that can deliver Web content, the 2009 International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas has it all.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year!
In tough times, Vegas CES gets smaller
 Albany Times Union |
Houston Chronicle -
AP Texas News By AP © 2009 The Associated Press - Frigid rain and near-freezing temperatures caused power outages and airport delays in North Texas and nearly 100 wrecks during the morning rush-hour in Lubbock on Monday, but meteorologists were ...
Winter Weather Advisory Issued in Area
Winter Weather Advisory for Tuesday
 CTV.ca |
The Associated Press -
FREEPORT, Bahamas (AP) - Jett Travolta's body shows no sign of head trauma and his death certificate says he was killed by a seizure, an undertaker said Monday, after doctors performed an autopsy on the 16-year-old son of the US actor.
Autopsy performed in Bahamas on Travolta's son
Medical Expert on Jett Travolta: Seizures Can Kill
 WELT ONLINE |
People Magazine -
By Mike Fleeman In a MySpace Celebrity Blog posting under "RUMORS," the actress writes, "Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!
Updated: Lindsay Lohan Says She & Samantha Ronson Are Still Together
Lindsay Blogs About Not Breaking Up
 New York Times |
Entertainment Weekly -
The Producers Guild listed The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Frost/Nixon, Milk, and Slumdog Millionaire as their five nominees today, further sharpening this year's Oscar race.
Producers Guild of America nominations = Oscars' front-runners
Hollywood producers unveil best film nominees
 Washington Post |
The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com -
by Doug Lesmerises/Plain Dealer Reporter Ross D. Franklin/Associated PressWhether or not these Ohio State fans waited out the scalpers for heavily discounted tickets on Monday night, they didn't deny themselves any Fiesta Bowl fun as the opening ...
Ohio State's Lane carted off field
Ohio State player carted off field after injury
 Seattle Post Intelligencer |
New York Times -
By JOE LAPOINTE The last time Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce saw Philadelphia Eagles running back Brian Westbrook in person, the green numerals on the back of Westbrook’s No.
Time for Giants to get off skids and down Eagles in Super style
Giants defense will focus on Eagles' Westbrook
 New York Daily News |
New York Times -
By PETE THAMEL MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. - Florida Coach Urban Meyer has won a national title at Florida, directed an undefeated season at Utah and picked up two victories in the Southeastern Conference title game.
Florida's Spikes takes jab at Oklahoma
Florida Gators' Brandon Spikes says Big 12 defenses are 'a joke'
 Newsweek |
Washington Post -
By Serena Gordon MONDAY, Jan. 5 (HealthDay News) -- More than half of teens who use the social networking site MySpace have posted information about sexual behavior, substance abuse or violence, new research shows.
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence
Kids reveal a lot about themselves online
 AFP |
WebMD -
By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests.
Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME'
 Daily Star - Lebanon |
CBS News -
The beds are all busy at Al-Shifa Hospital; the courtyard's a crowded waiting room; the morgue is full. (CBS) (CBS) As the invasion of Gaza by Israeli troops continues, conditions in Gaza are getting worse by the day.
Gaza hospital overwhelmed by dead, wounded
Aid agencies say Gaza needs food, medicine -- and body bags
 BBC News |
Bloomberg -
By David Glovin Jan. 5 (Bloomberg) -- The sons of Bernard Madoff, who is accused of orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme, alerted prosecutors last week that their father mailed them jewelry, watches and other items in violation of an asset freeze, ...
Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked
Madoff sightings cause heads to turn
 Washington Times |
CNN International -
By KC Wildmoon (CNN) -- US President George W. Bush on Tuesday will designate nine sites in three areas of the central Pacific as marine national monuments, White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said Monday.
Bush to Protect Vast New Pacific Tracts
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument
 USA Today |
New York Times -
By ERIC LICHTBLAU WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama reached back to the Clinton administration again Monday to fill four top Justice Department posts with lawyers whose records signal a sharp break from the legal policies of the last eight ...
Key Justice nominees rooted in academia
Obama Nominates Four To Senior Justice Posts
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