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Afghans Rally in Support of Palestinians
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
By Pamela Constable KABUL, Jan. 5 -- The modest white Miladul Nabi mosque is almost hidden beneath a massive poster that depicts a red fist raised to the heavens surrounded by slogans expressing sympathy for the Palestinian people, support for what it ...
Video: Notebook: Gaza CBS
Israeli tanks enter South Gaza's largest city Times Online
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BBC News
Obama goes to bat for stimulus
Boston Globe - 31 minutes ago
By Joseph Williams WASHINGTON - As details of his economic stimulus plan begin to emerge, President-elect Barack Obama engaged in rare, preinaugural lobbying for it on Capitol Hill yesterday, building bipartisan support among lawmakers for a federal ...
Video: Obama's Pushes Stimulus Plan CBS
New US Congress set to convene, focused on economy Reuters
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India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai
BBC News - 1 hour ago
Last November's Mumbai attack must have had support from some official agencies in Pakistan, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has said.
India PM says Pakistan whipping up war hysteria Reuters
In Sharing Mumbai Findings, India Exhorts Pakistan to Act Washington Post
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CTV.ca
Huge American Embassy opens in Iraq
Houston Chronicle - 35 minutes ago
By CHELSEA J. CARTER AP Iraqis wounded by gunfire in a Baghdad square 15 months ago are awaiting with guarded hopes the beginning of court proceedings against five former private Blackwater Worldwide security guards.
Video: Raw Video: US Baghdad Embassy Opens AssociatedPress
US Embassy in Iraq Largest, Most Expensive Ever FOXNews
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WELT ONLINE
Extremist group in Greece attacks police
Christian Science Monitor - 10 hours ago
By Nicole Itano | Correspondent of The Christian Science Monitor ATHENS - The shooting of a Greek policeman Monday escalates a simmering conflict between police and leftist groups - and raises new concern over a resurgence of the militant left in a ...
Policeman wounded in Athens gun attack Financial Times
Greek riot policeman shot; extremist group suspected Los Angeles Times
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ABC News
Obama's election is changing the politics of race
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Many black leaders are rejecting the old tactics of protest and rhetoric of inequality. 'You can't use 50-year-old ideas in a new political era,' one pastor says.
Video: Officials: Burris Won't Be Sworn in With Others AssociatedPress
Credentials of Burris Are Rejected by Senate New York Times
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CTV.ca
Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely
Boston Globe - 31 minutes ago
OFF TO SCHOOL - President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, got their daughters Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, ready yesterday for their first day at a new school.
Video: Franken: Senate Victory 'Incredibly Humbling' AssociatedPress
Two Seats Up in the Air as New Senate Convenes Wall Street Journal
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USA Today
Harvard braces for Kagan departure
Boston Globe - 1 hour ago
By Peter Schworm When Harvard Law School dean Elena Kagan was passed over for the presidency of Harvard University nearly two years ago, law students and faculty threw a party in her honor to celebrate her staying on.
2 Obama intel nominees signal new direction Houston Chronicle
Harvard dean nominated to be Obama's solicitor general San Jose Mercury News
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The Age
Jobs Health Still Concerns Investors Seeking Apple ‘Smart Guys’
Bloomberg - 2 hours ago
By Connie Guglielmo Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Steve Jobs’s efforts to reassure Apple Inc.’s followers about his health left some investors with more questions than answers.
Was Apple 'Adequate but Late' on Jobs? BusinessWeek
Apple CEO's health again takes center stage Houston Chronicle
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ABC News
For Car Companies, It Was a Year to Forget
BusinessWeek - 1 hour ago
A dismal December caps off the auto industry's worst year since 1992. Cars outsold trucks and SUVs for the first time since 2000 By David Kiley and David Welch General Motors (GM) closed out its centennial year having to ask the US taxpayers for loans ...
Video: Chrysler, Toyota, Lead Declines in Auto Sales AssociatedPress
Auto sales plunge again in December CNNMoney.com
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Boston Globe
Madoff Sons Reported Jewelry Violations to US, Lawyer Says
Bloomberg - 2 hours ago
By David Glovin Jan. 6 (Bloomberg) -- The sons of Bernard Madoff, who is accused of orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme, told prosecutors last week that their father violated a court-ordered asset freeze by mailing them jewelry, watches and other ...
Prosecutors say Madoff's gift-giving broke rules Houston Chronicle
Prosecutors Want Madoff’s Bail Revoked New York Times
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The Money Times
Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster
Washington Post - 48 minutes ago
One thing that didn't make a lot of sense about the 33 celebrity Twitter accounts hacked this morning - the messages left on the various accounts weren't consistent and were clearly written by different people with different agendas.
Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts Computerworld
Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done PC World
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ABC News
Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show
CNNMoney.com - 2 hours ago
NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Motorola Inc. (MOT) unveiled a slim line-up of handsets at the Consumer Electronics Show on Tuesday as the company continues to struggle in finding its footing.
Video: Loaded: Happy New Year! CBS
HDTV and Mobile Gear to Steal CES 2009 Spotlight PC World
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ITBusiness.ca
$1.5 billion Microsoft Vista-Capable booty hardly ill-gotten
Ars Technica - 4 hours ago
By Joel Hruska | Published: January 05, 2009 - 09:30PM CT An economist's deposition in the ongoing "Vista Capable" lawsuit filed against Microsoft by claimants insisting that the company fraudulently represented its products has testified that Redmond ...
Microsoft still pushing 'Apple Tax' notion CNET News
Microsoft and Apple: 25 years of couples therapy Register
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BBC News
Seizure killed John Travolta's son
New York Daily News - 51 minutes ago
The farewell flight plan was announced Monday night after a Bahamian funeral home listed 16-year-old Jett Travolta's cause of death as a "seizure disorder" and cremated his remains.
The tragic last minutes for Jett Travolta Boston Herald
Scientologists clear up Travolta misconceptions MSNBC
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Washington Post
TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
Consumers with analog televisions who tune in using antennas will need a digital converter box, left, once television stations stop broadcasting in analog Feb. 17.
TV converter coupon program's out of cash; wait list started USA Today
103000 on digital converter waiting list San Francisco Chronicle
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Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TVGuide.com
Los Angeles Times - 2 hours ago
The studio will pay $255 million in a surprise move that derails a previously announced deal. By Claudia Eller In a surprise move, Lionsgate Entertainment Corp.
Lions Gate Swallows TV Guide BusinessWeek
Lionsgate to buy TV Guide for $255 million Reuters
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Washington Post
Justice: Longhorns show determination in win
Houston Chronicle - 1 hour ago
By RICHARD JUSTICE Copyright 2009 Houston Chronicle Colt McCoy calmly drove the Longhorns 78 yards in 11 plays, tossing a 29-yard touchdown pass to Quan Cosby with 16 seconds left.
Ohio State's QB rotation had its moments Dallas Morning News
Texas feeling like No. 1 for one night Fort Worth Star Telegram
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TSN.ca
Anthony's injury a major blow
Denver Post - 31 minutes ago
By Mark Kiszla If there is one irreplaceable part on the Nuggets, it is the shooting hand of Carmelo Anthony. If it's broken, are the team's big playoff dreams shattered?
Anthony injures hand Sports Network
Recap: Denver vs. Indiana Kansas City Star
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New York Daily News
BCS' top two feel for left-out Utah
USA Today - 26 minutes ago
By Steve Wieberg, USA TODAY "Absolutely," Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops said Monday when asked if he sympathized with college football's lone undefeated team being shut out of the Bowl Championship Series title game.
Vote for Utah, for College Football's Sake Washington Post
Fiesta Bowl winner Texas joins teams with No. 1 dreams Kansas City Star
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Healthcare spending in US slows
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Though the nation continues to pay more for medical care, the growth rate is at its lowest in 10 years, a federal report says. By Noam N. Levey Reporting from Washington -- Healthcare spending in the US, already the highest in the industrialized world, ...
US health spending hits $2.2 trillion in 2007 Reuters
Health-Care Outlays Climb at Slowest Rate in Years Wall Street Journal
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Newsweek
A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps
New York Times - 1 hour ago
By ERIC NAGOURNEY Teenagers often use social networking sites like MySpace to post intimate personal information they come to regret, as it lets future employers (or online predators) learn about sex activity and substance abuse.
Teens Divulge Risky Behavior on Social Networking Sites Washington Post
Study: Teens on MySpace mention sex, violence CNN
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all 194 news articles



AFP
CFS Linked to Childhood Trauma
WebMD - 6 hours ago
By Salynn Boyles Jan. 5, 2009 -- Experiencing serious trauma during childhood may increase a person's risk for developing chronic fatigue syndrome later in life, a new study suggests.
Chronic fatigue, early trauma linked USA Today
Stress hormone 'a marker for ME' BBC News
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New Zealand Herald
Panetta Chosen As CIA Director
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
President-elect Barack Obama is filling two key intelligence positions - Leon Panetta as CIA Director and Dennis Blair as director of national intelligence.
Video: Schieffer On Obama Cabinet CBS
Obama set to name Panetta to lead CIA Boston Globe
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guardian.co.uk
No hiding the disappointment about Richardson
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
Bill Richardson's decision to pull out of Obama's Cabinet hurts his standing as a Latino leader and the political causes he supports, analysts say.
Video: Richardson Addresses Withdrawing Nomination AssociatedPress
Richardson, Obama Teams Trade Blame Washington Post
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Times Online
Bush to create three marine monuments
Los Angeles Times - 1 hour ago
A president who had been assailed by environmentalists will have set aside more square miles of ocean for protection than any other political leader.
Bush to Protect Vast New Pacific Tracts New York Times
Bush to make Pacific's Mariana Trench a national monument USA Today
CNN International - Reuters - The Associated Press - The Miami Herald
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